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Always & Forever // Messageboard   « Other »   Fun Stuff & Clubs (Moderators: Flummoxed., Brenda, Solskie, Deenan (O.L.C.), Yeux de bleu, Harmonica!, Lisbeth Salander)   Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « previous next » Pages: 1 [2]    Author  Topic: Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More.  (Read 489 times) Elijah's Impact Before You Judge Me, Try Hard To Love Me * Offline Gender: Posts: 9567 Re:Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « Reply #15 on: May 11, 2008, 05:22:27 am » What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow? Report to moderator   Logged Elijah's Impact Before You Judge Me, Try Hard To Love Me * Offline Gender: Posts: 9567 Re:Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 06:19:15 am » The answer was oney by the way! "We specialise in hygiene," said the sign at the bread shop.  The customer was delighted when he saw the baker pick up the rolls with a pair of tongs while saying "untouched by human hand". "Good," he said. "But what's that piece of string hanging from your fly?" "Hygiene," said the baker. "When I have a pee I pull it out with the string." "How do you put it back?" asked the customer. "With the tongs," said the baker. Report to moderator   Logged m Be yourself. Let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish. * Offline Gender: Posts: 3707 Going against the grain of society Re:Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 06:23:11 am » Haha! Sorry, but don't get the first one..... Daddy, daddy, can I lick the bowl? No, you'll flush the toilet like everyone else. Report to moderator   Logged Elijah's Impact Before You Judge Me, Try Hard To Love Me * Offline Gender: Posts: 9567 Re:Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 06:26:34 am » Haha!!  I like that one! The first joke sounds better if it's told all together What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow? Money Report to moderator   Logged m Be yourself. Let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write, every piece you finish. * Offline Gender: Posts: 3707 Going against the grain of society Re:Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 06:38:37 am » Oh, OK - I get it now, lol, I misread your answer! :L Report to moderator   Logged $r.star Elijah Obsessed! Offline Gender: Posts: 904 OW! Re:Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More. « Reply #20 on: May 27, 2008, 08:07:40 pm » Why did the cows cross the road? Answers:so, they can go see the moovies Report to moderator   Logged Pages: 1 [2]   « previous next » Jump to:Please select a destination: ----------------------------- « A+F Board » ----------------------------- =>Announcements, Feedback & News ----------------------------- « Elijah Wood » ----------------------------- =>Elijah Discussions =>Elijah Photos =>Elijah Films & TV Appearances ----------------------------- « Other movies & media » ----------------------------- =>Lord of the Rings =>Other Media =>Harry Potter ----------------------------- « Other » ----------------------------- =>Misc. =>Music =>Books =>Members & Newbies =>Fun Stuff & Clubs   Always & Forever // Messageboard | Powered by YaBB SE © 2001-2002, YaBB SE Dev Team. All Rights Reserved. hosting & support by ejwsites.net

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