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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2008, 05:22:27 am »
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What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow?
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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2008, 06:19:15 am »
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The answer was oney by the way!




"We specialise in hygiene," said the sign at the bread shop.  The customer was delighted when he saw the baker pick up the rolls with a pair of tongs while saying "untouched by human hand".

"Good," he said. "But what's that piece of string hanging from your fly?"

"Hygiene," said the baker. "When I have a pee I pull it out with the string."

"How do you put it back?" asked the customer.

"With the tongs," said the baker.
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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 06:23:11 am »
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Haha!

Sorry, but don't get the first one.....

Daddy, daddy, can I lick the bowl?

No, you'll flush the toilet like everyone else.
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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 06:26:34 am »
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Haha!!  I like that one!

The first joke sounds better if it's told all together

What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow?

Money
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« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 06:38:37 am »
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Oh, OK - I get it now, lol, I misread your answer! :L

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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2008, 08:07:40 pm »
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Why did the cows cross the road?

Answers:so, they can go see the moovies

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