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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #180 on: April 18, 2004, 02:32:53 pm »

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Will Turner: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
[To Commodore]
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you.
[To Elizabeth]

Yeah, lengthy I know

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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #181 on: April 18, 2004, 03:10:21 pm »

Stand by Me 


Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy?....
Teddy: He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...
Chris: He can't be a dog he wears a hat and drives a car....
Vern: Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?

Teddy: Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!

Gordie: f*ck writing, I don't want to be a writer. It's stupid, it's a stupid waste of time.
Chris: Now that's your dad talking.
Gordie: Bullshit.
Chris: Bull true.

Teddy: This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once.
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.

Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
Teddy: Hey, I'm French, alright?
Chris: Your garbage cans are knocked over and your dogs pregnant.
Teddy: Hey, I said I was French.


Gordie: Do you think I'm weird?
Chris: Definitely.
Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird?
Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.

[Chris drags Gordie behind the building to show him his gun.]
Gordie: Walking talking Jesus!

Gordie: Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

Gordie: No, seriously, do you think I'm weird?
Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everyone's weird.

Vern: Ha! Ha! Very funny, what am I gonna eat?
Teddy: Why don't you eat your dick?
Chris: It'll be a small meal!

Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving.
Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.

Gordie: Shut up!
Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.
Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
Grown Gordie: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.

Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?
Teddy: You wish.

Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.

Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit.
Teddy: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.

Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you, cracked?
Vern: No I saw him on tv the other day he was holding 5 elephants in 1 hand.
Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: I guess you're right. It would be a good fight though.

Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie?
Gordie: You can do anything you want, man.
Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.
Gordie: I'll see ya.
Chris: Not if I see you first.

Grown Gordie: [voiceover] It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant.

Milo: Looney, looney, looney.
Teddy: I'm gonna rip your head off and SHIT down your neck!!!

Grown Gordie: I never had any friends later on like those I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

[after they had dinner]
Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal!
Teddy: Yeah......I cherish these moments!
[group chuckles]
Teddy: What? What did I say?

Chris: Suck my fat one? Who told you, you had a fat one, Lachance?
Gordie: Fattest one in four counties.

Ace: What are you gonna do shoot all of us?
Gordie: No Ace, just you.

Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you?

Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? They just keep on wagon-training.

Teddy: You die, Chambers!

Vern: You guys wanna go see a dead body?

Chris: You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?

[after being handed a gun]
Gordie: Is it loaded?
Chris: Shit no, what do you think I am, stupid?
[gun goes off]
Chris & Gordie: JESUS!!!

Eyeball: All my girlfriend will let me do is touch her tits.

Chris: I just wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me.
[He starts crying]

Teddy: Did your mother have any kids that lived?
Vern: What do you mean?
Teddy: Jesus.

Vern: That's strange! What the hell is Goofy?

Ace: We'll get you for this.
Chris: Maybe you will and maybe you won't.
Ace: Oh, we will.
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #182 on: April 18, 2004, 09:46:48 pm »

Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?" - The Girl next door

Derek: D'you see this? [Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest] This means "Not welcome".
-American History X

Michael Corleone: I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.
-The Godfather Part II

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.

Happy Gilmore: Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball.
-Happy Gilmore

Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your f*ckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!"
-BASEketball 

Beavis: This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Or like a 7-11, or something.
-Beavis and Butthead Do America

Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the f*ckin' munchies real bad... what about you?
-Road Trip

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
[Chester slaps him]
Jesse: Thanks, dude
-Dude, Where's my car?

[Goethe admires Schindler's suit]
Amon Goeth: It has a nice sheen to it. What is it, silk?
Oskar Schindler: Of course. I'd say I'd get you one but the man who made it's probably dead.
-Schindlers List

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
-Scarface

"I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too."
-The Waterboy

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
-Pulp Fiction

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
-Waynes World

Hehe I have so many I'll get more later
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #183 on: April 18, 2004, 11:17:59 pm »

"You're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend... next to 400 lbs of nitro glycerin?!"  Fight Club

"Master Robin!  You've returned home!  Oooh, and you've grown a nice set of boobs too!" - Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Aaaaand that's all I can think of.
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