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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #150 on: April 04, 2004, 10:30:32 pm »
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I luuuurve Inigo. He's such an awesome character and Mandy played him well. I saw the movie before I read the book - but I think Mandy was the perfect fit. Awww...such a great story. So hilarious too. 
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #151 on: April 05, 2004, 01:44:20 am »
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ooooooooo i have so many!
vito : YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! - the godfather
rocco: f*ck, F*CK, FU*KING F*CK FU*CK O MY ...F*CK
conner: well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word - boondock saints
Al pacinos speach at the end of scent of a woman
pippin: it comes in pints?! im getting one! -fotr
jack: human hair... from my back POTC
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #152 on: April 05, 2004, 09:31:52 pm »
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Oh...I love movie quotes.
Here are a few:
From Old School:
-We're going to get so much ass here... like boy band ass - Beanie
-Blue you're my boy! - Frank
Pulp Fiction:
-Any of you f*ckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother f*ckin' last one of ya.
-Bring out the Gimp.
-Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with? - Jules
Finding Nemo:
-I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. - Dory
Dogma:
-Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the faces you people make mid-coitus. - Metatron
-Were they sent to Hell? - Bethany
Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history - Metatron
*I love this one...especially since I live in Wisconsin*
-Dude, I know they were just kids, but we kicked their f*cking pube-less asses - Jay
The Breakfast Club:
-Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? - Bender
-Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. -Bender
High Fidelity:
-Get your patchouli stink outta my store. - Rob
-Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst f*ckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater. - Barry
And last but not least
10 Things I Hate About You:
-Remove head from sphincter, then drive! - Kat
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #154 on: April 06, 2004, 01:41:21 pm »
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When a problem comes along..you must zip it. *whip sound* Zip it good. 
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #155 on: April 07, 2004, 01:14:25 am »
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LOL Mer. Remind me where thats from?
Ok, I really had to edit what i said because it was extremely stupid. Too bad you couldn't have seen it.And you will never know what it was. 
Ok heres some good quotes (I found a good site with movie quotes )
Ferris Bueller's Day Off-
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullsh.t. It's on European
Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
-Ferris
"What are we going to do?"
"The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
"Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home."
"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."
-Sloan, Ferris, and Cameron
Austin Powers
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
-Dr. Evil
Ghostbusters
"Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d-ckless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes sir, it's true. This man has no d-ck."
-Ray, Walter Peck, and the Mayor assigning the blame for the fact that NYC has just become the most haunted place in history
Home Movies (a really funny cartoon on adult swim--which is on cartoon network)
Perry: I think we're ready for this.
Walter: You think so?
Perry: Yeah, you know why?
Walter: Why?
Perry: Because I can feel it in here.
Walter: Where are you pointing?
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #156 on: April 07, 2004, 07:01:07 am »
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shallow hal
jason alexander: yeh well at least i have a bigger willy
hal: *after long time* bigger than a mouses
jason: what?!
hal: i said its bigger than a mouses
jason: i heard what you said but it took you like... 8 seconds. you can have a quip after 8 seconds thats why they call it a quip. you have 4 seconds 5 max.
toy story
potato head: hey look im picaso... you uncultured swine
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« Reply #157 on: April 07, 2004, 09:29:45 pm »
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Quote from: Yes, I DO have a mullet on April 07, 2004, 01:14:25 am
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Austin Powers??!
Quote from: Yes, I DO have a mullet on April 07, 2004, 01:14:25 am
I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
-Ferris
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I love Ferris. 
Quote from: Yes, I DO have a mullet on April 07, 2004, 01:14:25 am
"Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d-ckless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes sir, it's true. This man has no d-ck."
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That quote...NEVER fails to crack me up..Hahahaha. It's such a good line! I also love Venkman.
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #159 on: April 07, 2004, 10:18:19 pm »
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Some faves:
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
--John Cusack, at dinner with Diane and her dad, in Say Anything.
From Raising Arizona:
Gale: Okay! This is a robbery. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Little Old Guy: Well which is it young fella--you want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Cuz if'n I freeze, I can't likely drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.
And two from Dolores Claiborne, played by Kathy Bates:
“Now you listen to me, Mr. Grand Poobah of upper butt crack! I’m just about half past give-a-shit with your fun and games."
"Sometimes you gotta be a high-ridin' bitch to survive."
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Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
« Reply #160 on: April 08, 2004, 02:39:26 pm »
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Quote from: Emwyn on June 15, 2003, 10:47:11 am
Quote from: HerMajesty on June 15, 2003, 02:00:17 am
Quote from: EJW2003 on June 14, 2003, 05:58:56 pm
Frodo: I can't do this Sam!
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for.
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Me too...  i really really love this quote, it's one of my favorite in lotr, with the aragorn' speech and the one of theoden also in rotk
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #161 on: April 08, 2004, 03:10:04 pm »
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sorry for the double post...
In POTC
Jack to Will :
"if you were wainting for the oppurtuned moment, it was there..." (or something like this) love his face when he says that...
**SPOILERS**
and in Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Sands to "El" Mariachi:
-"it is so good that when i finish with it, i pay my check, walk straight to the kitchen and shoot the cook. And that's what i would like from you right now, (...)"
-"Do you want me to shoot the cook?"
-"No I 'll shoot the cook, (...)"
i found it was funny the way how he was speaking quietly about the fact he was going to shoot the cook... and he did it... 
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Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
« Reply #162 on: April 09, 2004, 01:01:07 pm »
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Old School
Woman: What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll f*cking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.
Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a f*ggot. You're in the backseat.
Starsky & Hutch
Starsky: [Speaking in a deep Brooklyn-ish accent to prepare for a disguise] Do me a favor, tip your hat a little bit forward. Just a bit. COME ON, DO IT, DO IT!
Hutch: Would you stop it. That accent's making you sound crazy.
Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Patrick: Well, when we were doing her last week, I fell in love with her.
Stan: You fell in love with her? She was unconscious.
Patrick: Yeah, but she looked so beautiful... I stole her panties as well.
Stan: You what?
Patrick: Her panties. Well, I mean, they're not... I mean, they were clean and everything.
American Pie2
Stifler: I will kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality.
Trumpet Kid: You suck, retard.
Jim: I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy.
[rams the kid in the face with his trombone]
Cheaper by the Dozen
Neighbor: Is Jake your only child?
Kate: Oh no. We have 12.
Tom: I could not keep her off of me.
Nora: Oh honey, there just welcoming you into the family.
Hank: They set me on fire.
50 First Dates
Doug: The guys at the diner left you thome thpam and reethes piethes.
Henry: Oh.
Doug: I love thpam and reethes piethes, can I have them?
Henry: I guess you can.
Doug: Okay!
Marlin: Doug, lay off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
random quote..
from the Oscars..Loved it
Billy Crystal: And there's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive. Did I just say that out loud? You know Johnny's nominated for playing Jack Valenti's worst nightmare - a slightly gay pirate.
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Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
« Reply #163 on: April 09, 2004, 11:47:03 pm »
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Quote from: }i{ Midori }i{ on June 05, 2003, 01:19:08 am
"SHHHWING!!!!"
Wayne and Garth-Wayne's World
"We don't got a candy machine in the boys room!"
Duckie-Pretty in Pink
"Let's Plow!"
Duckie-Pretty in Pink
"I feel like a defective typewriter! I skipped a period!"
Rizo-Grease
....only to name a few! ^o^
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or "Don't drink and drive... that's why I ride a bike"
Duckie- PIP
"Blaine? His name is Blaine? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name! "
Duckie-PIP
"When I have it really bad for a girl, I drive past her house on my bike everyday"
"No more yanky my wanky"
Long Duck Don sp?-Sixteen Candles
"Life moves pretty fast..If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might just miss it"
Ferris Bueller- FB's Day Off
"I'm afraid that train has sailed"
Austin Powers -AP International Man of Mystery
"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put a dress and dressed like a girl bunny"
Garth -WW
"I'd like to get by now"
Garth -WW
"What am I? Just some chimp with you always as Garth?"
Garth- WW
"Psycho hose beast"
Wayne -WW
"Linda, you're a b*tch"
little kid- Wedding Singer
"Match in the gas tank...boom boom"
Gilbert-What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
"Hansel...so hot right now"
Mugatu-Zoolander
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
Princess Bride
"Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher" "As you wish"
Princess Bride
"The little girl must have it"
Muppet Treasure Island
"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
Godfather
"I knew it was you. You broke my heart"
Godfather
I can't stop... lol
Rachel~
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Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
« Reply #164 on: April 09, 2004, 11:49:28 pm »
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Quote from: *ANna* on June 06, 2003, 10:36:40 am
he he he as i have posted a million times
from monty python life of brian
Brian: you are all individuals
Crowd: yes we are all individuals
Guy in Crowd: im not
ha ha ha!
my fav all time speech in a movie is from scent of a woman al pacinos speech at the end but i cant remember it all
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Speaking of Monty Python:
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song15.htm
Every Sperm Is Sacred
Composers: David Howman & Andre Jacquemin
Authors: Michael Palin & Terry Jones
From the Movie 'The Meaning of Life'
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
Rachel~
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