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miss_hazy
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2004, 09:30:52 pm »
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LOL, yes, that helps. I just keep singing it and my brother's like 'What are you talking about?!'
The Pumpkins were on SNL twice. I haven't seen either of the episodes.  I did hear (I downloaded the audio) the one little skit Billy did with Cameron Diaz the second time they were on. Was that the one you saw?
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2004, 09:54:33 pm »
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Quote from: Yes, I AM wearing a moomoo right now on March 31, 2004, 09:01:37 pm
I love celebrity Jeopardy as well. The one with "sean connery" is so funny! Hes like "i would like 'Tits' for 100" And it was really 'Titles' or something. I forget what it was. Then the one with Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise was great too.
Whats the Cj thread?
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CJ = Celebrity Jeopardy. I mentioned the thread I made earlier, but I can't find it anywhere. I made it in Misc. a long time ago, but I can't find it there, nor in Other Movies. WTF?  In the thread, I posted the skit I was talking about here - the one with "Batman!"  Matthew Perry wasn't all that bad, really.
I love the Sean Connery impersanation though:
Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work?
Edit: Hell yes, I found the skit: http://www.fakenews.net/archive/impressions/jeopardy_97_10_04.html
Trebek: The categories are… 'Continents', 'Theatre', 'Potpourri', 'Potent Potables', 'Numbers', 'Words That Rhyme With Dog', and finally 'The Renaissance'. And you know what? Let's just replace that last category with 'Shapes'. .....ROFL.
Trebek: Mr. Travolta, why don't you pick a category?
Travolta: 'Continents' for $600.
Trebek: And it's the Audio Daily Double. How much do you want to wager?
Travolta: I wanna play it safe, I'll wager zero dollars.
Trebek: All right for zero. Here's your audio daily double clue: Name this continent:
Audio Daily Double Voice: ASIA.
[Travolta looks around thinking]
Trebek: Mr. Travolta?
Audio Daily Double Voice: ASIA.
- time buzzer rings -
Trebek: Time has run out. The answer was Asia.
Reynolds: Eh, tough luck there, buddy, eh?
*giggles* I also love the Calista, Sean Connery and Nick Cage one. Omg, I forgot who played Nick but hahahahaha, that was so hilarious.
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miss_hazy
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2004, 11:15:41 pm »
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Quote from: Yes, I AM wearing a moomoo right now on March 31, 2004, 11:04:27 pm
Ah, no, Hazy. I only saw their "today" performance. And i think it was the early 90's because Billy still had hair. He had roses too and i think it was Halloween. I KNOW i talked about it in the SP thread but i wish i knew what page. 
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Yeah that would've been the Halloween episode in 1993 (only it was actually on the 30th). They played 'Cherub Rock' too, didn't they?
Oh, here's a picture:
Heh.
Oh yeah, Zwan was on SNL too. I taped it. Ray Romano was hosting. I didn't think it was all that funny, though.
Actually, the only full SNL episodes I've seen are the episodes with Zwan and Elijah.
Hmm, maybe I shouldn't be saying that in this thread.
Well, those are my two episodes that I watched last year.
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miss_hazy
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2004, 11:34:21 pm »
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Yeah, I just checked, they played 'Cherub Rock'.
Anyway, I was watching some of SNL a few weeks ago, where Drew Barrymore was hosting, and she was pretending to be Courtney Love (even though I thought she didn't do a very good job). Who is the chick who plays Donatella Versachi (I can't spell that)?
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2004, 02:04:27 am »
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Quote from: HerMajesty on March 31, 2004, 03:30:17 pm
YESSSS!!!!! When I started that thread about Celebrity Jeopardy almost a year ago, no one really knew what it was. Man, my favourite skit is the one that goes:
Alex: "It's been a hard day's night, I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like-a-this."
*beep*
Alex: Burt Reynolds?
Burt: Chinese whore. |
I LOVE that one! AHAHAHAAHHAA! Dude, I'm actually laughing right now...this is so bad. 
Ahem.
The Penis Mightier. Oh no...I need that somewhere on my profile. Oh God...this is awful.
I love the ASIA one. My ex and I used to do that whenever we heard someone talk about Asia. As in:
"Isn't Russia in Asia somewhere?"
"ASIA."
*hysterical laughter*
Crazy Hazy: Maya Rudolph plays Donatella Versace.
Thanks for the link, Mer! I love you. 
Oooh, I remembered another one:
"Final Jeopardy question: Where are you, right now?"
He goes person by person but I can't recall all of what he says. He gets to Sean Connery:
"Let's see what you wrote...Indoors. Wow, that's very good. Let's see how much you wagered:
I heart boobs."
I dunno, you gotta see it.
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2004, 02:46:23 am »
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Haha, I just downloaded all the episodes and I'm laughing my ass off (oh no, there it goes...).
Had to elaborate:
Category: Things that rhyme with dog.
Alex: "It's been a hard day's night, I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like-a-this."
*beep*
Alex: Burt Reynolds?
Burt: Chinese wh*re.
*beep*
Alex: Yes, Mr. Travolta?
Travolta: But chinese wh*re doesn't rhyme with dog.
AHHAHAHAHAAH!
Darrel Hammond is playing Travolta. Matthew Perry makes a wicked Michael Keaton.
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2004, 03:30:41 am »
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Yeah, most of the time. But that was before Connery made his big appearance. Turd Ferguson came before him. 
Here's a funny excerpt:
Connery: I'll pose a conundrum to ya - a riddle, if you will.
Alex: I don't want to hear it.
Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a wh*re.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good times.
I've got a new custom title waiting to be made...heh heh. I hope people get it...
(It's not there yet, I have to wait for it.)
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2004, 03:49:17 am »
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The custom title might take a while since I don't think she's on right now...er...sorry about that. But it's definitely taken from a Celebrity Jeopardy skit. I just hope it's appropriate.
I've got another one:
Connery: Knock knock.
Alex: Who's there.
Connery: Me - the guy who slept with your mother last night!
That's a good one. I'll have to remember it for later.
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Re:Saturday Night Live
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2004, 04:28:47 am »
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I think it was only twelve times. And the real Alex Trebeck came on the last one, when Will Ferrel left SNL. Man, it's too bad he left - he was cool. And funny! I had no idea how funny he was until he left.
That bit with Harry Carrey always kinda freaked me out, though. Or the luvahs skit...ewwwww. Old people trying to get kinky, eating bacon (or whatever) and then pulling their back. Heh.
It's too bad no one knows The Continental. He is sexy. Hahahahaah! I will have to look for that skit.
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