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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #75 on: November 18, 2004, 11:28:16 pm »

He prolly doesn't meet many like that.
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #76 on: November 20, 2004, 04:55:39 pm »

I would start "looking through my bag" and ACCIDENTALLY bump into him so all my stuff falls out of my bag onto the ground, i start picking them up and hopefully he kneels down to help i blush and mumble thanks stand up and run away... OR start a conversation 
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #77 on: November 20, 2004, 05:23:03 pm »


Quote from: allihav on November 20, 2004, 04:55:39 pm   

I would start "looking through my bag" and ACCIDENTALLY bump into him so all my stuff falls out of my bag onto the ground, i start picking them up and hopefully he kneels down to help i blush and mumble thanks stand up and run away... OR start a conversation 

LOL    Good idea, Allihay! 
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #78 on: November 21, 2004, 05:48:31 pm »

be all the qualities hes looking for and strut right on by him!.
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #79 on: November 21, 2004, 06:08:18 pm »

I would *accidentally* fall on him and just happen to impress him with my kissing skills while on the ground. 

lol, well, i might like to.. but i probly wouldn't in real life. I might talk to him for a minute, maybe give him a cd from a band that he likes... lol, with my phone number on the back. 
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« Reply #80 on: November 21, 2004, 06:08:57 pm »


Quote from: deenan (O.L.C.) on November 01, 2004, 06:57:54 pm   

SCENARIO 1:

ME: HEY! how are you! how's jackie doing? i heard she was in the hospital.
ELIJAH: who? i have no idea what you're talking about.
ME: oh don't be silly....you remember me don't you?
ELIJAH: nope.
ME: you're gary smith right?
ELIJAH: nope
ME: really? my bad! you look just like him.

SCENARIO 2:
i would go up to him and tell him he has something on the back of his pants and watch him look at his butt! 

Hey Deenan, that's hilarious!  LOL 
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #81 on: November 22, 2004, 12:44:59 pm »

ha ha ha! Good one,Jess B! i think you'd surprise him real nice if you did the first thing you wrote! 
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #82 on: November 30, 2004, 03:35:21 am »


Quote from: twoleafclover on November 15, 2004, 02:17:45 am   


Quote from: Rose on November 11, 2004, 10:04:24 am   

Thanks, Faeriely-charmed.  You are sweet.    I thought I had got past feeling insecure about my looks 20 years ago but every now and then old fears come back to haunt me...and last night was one of those times, I guess.    YOu will be pleased to know that I have gotten over it and am fine this morning.    (Not that I wouldn't like to lose 20 pounds  )

I didn't realize, too, that I was really putting Elijah down with my last two posts, too.  I am sure he is not the kind of person to turn away from someone because of the things I mentioned!  I am sure he is not that shallow!  *slaps own wrist, too* 

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i don't think you were at all. i'm sure he would be willing to be her friend if she was, you know, bigger than a size 6 or 8 or 10..

i'm not saying he's judgemental or anything, and he could be the exception, as there is always a few, he could very well see past a girls weight.

but it's just the sad reality that -most- guys won't look twice at a girl if they aren't what society praises as worthy, or acceptable..

i'm proof, i was chunky as a pre-teen, and i lost weight. i never got a speck of attention from guys when i was "heavier," i never got any stares when i went out in public, i never was hit on.. and when i lost weight, i noticed a difference, to say the least.


guys are shallow, they dont like me when i was fat and they dont like me now that ive lost weight, theres no winning ladies
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #83 on: November 30, 2004, 01:40:36 pm »

As I donīt know him at all I wouldnīt know what to do in order to impress him (in case Iīd want to). The truth is I donīt believe that trying to impress someone really works.The hardest you effort the worst it gets. So I would be myself and hope Elijahīs good taste for girls made the rest. Just kidding... but why not??.
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #84 on: November 30, 2004, 03:38:05 pm »


Quote from: truestar on November 30, 2004, 03:35:21 am   

guys are shallow, they dont like me when i was fat and they dont like me now that ive lost weight, theres no winning ladies

Sigh!    Wish I could argue with you Truestar, but I believe you are right, about most guys anyway. 
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #85 on: November 30, 2004, 03:43:49 pm »

yeah, i totally agree with you truestar.

Because i am a little overweight no guy even looks at me. It hurts a lot.
But i guess its sort of good too because i can't date yet anyway.
but it still hurts
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #86 on: December 01, 2004, 12:39:57 am »

well i doubt i'd ever meet him, and deffinately doubt he would look twice at me.. even though i've got brown hair which is kinda dark, and an aussie accent...

but if i was in this situation i would smile at him and say "omg! you're elijah wood! do you mind if I ask you a favour?" and then coz he's soooo nice he'd be like "yeh sure" and i'd say "can I have a lock of hair?" and leave him to stare at me puzzled for a moment then start laughing and say "just kidding mate! anyway it was nice to meet you. c ya round" and hopefully he'd get a laugh out of it
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Re:How to impress Lij in ten seconds
« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2005, 07:47:39 pm »

I'd starting singing a little bit and then drop something I was carrying like a book and hope he picks it up.
  If I hada friend with me I'd talk loudly about music or anime and then me and whatever friend I had on me would start singing the "Taking the Hobbit's to IsenGArd" song.

Otherwise, I'd do a bit of a hair shake, hip swing and stand up straighter to get the basoomas to stick out a little more.  Cause when I do the walk boys look at me. I won't lie.
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