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World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« on: February 22, 2008, 05:12:01 am »
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The premise of this game is pretty simple. Give an example of the world's worst fortune cookie.
"That wasn't Duck you just ate"
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 04:47:08 am »
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"You will get food poisoning"
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 07:29:14 am »
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"Don't bother making plans beyond tomorrow..."
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 05:09:35 pm »
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you will need a filling or crown after your visit to dentist
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 05:13:53 pm »
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"Do not eat this cookie"
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2008, 05:58:26 pm »
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you will never win the lottery
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2008, 05:05:57 am »
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I could say you'll have a long and prosperous life, but I'd be lying.
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2008, 05:28:17 am »
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your life will suck
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2008, 03:20:28 pm »
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This was supposed to be a FORTUNATE cookie... but I can't think of anything good in your life, sorry
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2008, 04:16:53 pm »
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This cookie expires on 12-1299
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2008, 04:21:08 pm »
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Hahahhahahaha That makes me laugh so hard...
Ps.: I peed on this cookie 
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 04:24:40 pm »
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What happened to the cookie, will happen to you too.... 
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 04:25:38 pm »
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See that Health Inspector doesn't know what he's talking about! You ate the food adn you're still alive!
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Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 04:27:11 pm »
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I hope I used flower instead of heroine... I wish I could remember which one was in what bag...
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