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« on: February 12, 2007, 06:42:20 pm »
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I am not sure if there is already a topic on this if so then the Mods can move this to that and it will be fine with me.

Ok I got the first joke.


There were three ducks and they had to go to go to court in front of a judge. Once there the judge asked for the first duck to come forward.

The first duck went up. Judge asked "wht is your name". The duck replied " my name is Quack". Judge asked "what do you do". The duck said "I blow bubbles".

The judge asked for the second duck to come forward. The second duck stepped up. The judge asked "what's your name". The second duck says "Quack Quack". "What do you do" the judge asked. "I blow bubbles" the second duck told him.

The judge asked for the third duck to come forward. The third duck came forward. The judge asked him what his name was. The third duck says "my name is Bubbles".



I hope this isn't to bad for the Mods to move to the "Over 17" section. I have more but not to bad. What jokes do you have? Let us know.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 01:18:14 am »
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Hahhaahhaha that made me laugh!  that's a good one!

Hmm a joke... I can't think of any atm.  i'll get back to this thread
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 07:26:06 am »
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Ok here is a toungh twister I made up when I was in high school.

"Silly Sally the slimey snake slithered and slid in the slimey sweaty sweater".

I know it sounds lame but hey I like it.
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 02:44:12 am »
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LOL!!!! nice joke ay
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 11:33:28 am »
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Ok here is a joke and I will post the answer after everyone has a chance to guess.

Here it is.

"Why are cowgirls bow legged?"
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 02:34:22 pm »
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They have to ride horses? I don't know lol
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 02:35:29 pm »
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Nope Young. Guess again sorry.



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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 08:08:20 pm »
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Just cause.

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 09:01:28 pm »
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Sorry Debrah and Young both.

The answer to the riddle "Why are cowgirls bow legged?"

The answer is "cause cowboys were hats".

Now laugh I know you want to.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2008, 01:09:52 am »
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Great thread Scroll and funny stuff.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here."

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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2008, 04:18:09 am »
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2008, 05:16:37 am »
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Great jokes, I love jokes!

What follows Basil Brush around?
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dont know
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2008, 05:20:18 am »
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2 cannons! Boom boom!

(if somebody does guess this answer you can use the substitute answer - His tail, duh!)
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