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StormyLlewellyn
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2004, 07:07:20 pm »
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LOL! Those rock.
"I am pants, you are Elf-kind. It was pants, Arwen, nothing more." Aragorn
"And pantses don't taste very good does they precious?" Smeagol
"There are some pants that go too deep, some pants that time cannot mend." Frodo
"It comes in pants?" Pippin
"You know, I've been many places... And I'd say that you're the most beautiful pants in the world." Jones, Try Seventeen
"I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti." Hannibal Lector, Silence of the Lambs
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Sweet4Lij
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2004, 09:16:02 pm »
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LOL this thread is awesome!
Cypher- Why oh why I didn't take the blue pants? (Matrix)
Morpheus: What is The Matrix? Control. The Matrix is a computer
generated dream world built to keep pants under control in order to
change pants into this.
Neo: No. I don't believe it. It's not possible!
Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it
would be the truth.
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NowhereGirl
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2004, 10:19:44 pm »
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From ROTK
Sam: Haven't you had any pants, Mister Frodo?
Pippin: We are sitting on a field of pants, enjoying a few well-earned comforts (HAHA that one's a bit naughty)
Gollum: Ah! It's the horrid, fat hobbit who pants Smeagol, and who makes up nasty lies.
Frodo: I can't do this by myself, Sam, not without a guide. I need you on my pants.
Sam: I'm on your pants, Mister Frodo.
Legolas: The pants are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The pants of the enemy [are]is moving.
Sam: I could help a bit. I could carry it for a while. Share the pants.
Frodo: No Sam, it's pants. I'm sorry Sam.
Sam: [crying] But he's a liar! He's poisoned you against pants!
*LMAO! I'm sorry but this one made me laugh.*
Frodo: No Sam, I can't recall the taste of pants, nor the sound of water, or the touch of grass. I am naked in the dark. There is nothing, no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see it with my waking eyes!
Sam: Then let us be rid of pants, once and for all! Come on, Mister Frodo, I can't carry it for you but I can carry you! Now!
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~*LiFe Is WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN yOu'Re BuSy MaKiNg OtHeR pLaNs*~
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takasugi
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2004, 10:24:00 pm »
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"Luke...I am your pants." (that's dirty.)
Star Wars
"You mean....you'll put down your pants and I'll put down my 'sword' and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
The Princess Bride
"When I'm king, what will that make you?
A monkey's pants."
-Lion King
"Fifty points will be taken from Gryffindor - each - for your serious lack of pants."
Harry Potter
Oh man. Why did all mine come out dirty? Well, almost all.
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PHF1138
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2004, 10:37:42 pm »
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Quote from: curious bout efans on February 17, 2004, 10:24:00 pm
"Fifty points will be taken from Gryffindor - each - for your serious lack of pants."
Harry Potter
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HAHAHAHA!!!!
Whoa -- I actually did laugh out loud at that one. *tear*
Okay, this one's really bad:
"Romeo, doff thy pants, and for thy pants, which are no part of thee, take all myself."
Romeo+Juliet (Not sure if I got that exactly right, but you get the idea.)
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StormyLlewellyn
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2004, 10:47:41 pm »
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"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"The fact that there's still some pants left in this world."
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants." Boromir
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WackoJacko20000
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2004, 06:31:33 pm »
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"*Gun shot* Oh, I'm sorry - did I break your pants? I didn't mean to do that. Please. Continue. You were saying something about 'best pants'... What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well allow me to retort! What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
"What?"
"What pants you from?"
"What?"
"What pants you from? Do they speak English in What?"
"What?"
"ENGLISH MUTHAPANTS! ENGLISH MUTHAPANTS! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
"Yes!"
"Then you know what I'm saying."
"Yes."
"DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
"What?!"
"*Points gun* SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAPANTS! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MORE GODDAM TIME!"
"He's b-b-black..."
"Go on."
"He's bald..."
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"Wh-wh-wh-what?!"
"*Gun shot, guy screams* DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"
"NO!"
"Then why you trying to pants him like a bitch, Brett?"
"I didn't."
"Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to pants him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be pantsed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace." - Jules Winnfield/Samuel L. Jackson & Brett/Frank Whaley, 'Pulp Fiction' (concentration, country, f*cker, f*ck)
~*Jackie*~
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[[Megsie]]
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2004, 07:14:40 pm »
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from ROTK- "Yes Precious...and nasty pantss doesn't taste very good nows dos they?" "No, not good pantss at all....Gollum Gollum!" (close to it lol) 
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takasugi
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2004, 10:37:30 pm »
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NICE one, Jackie. 
"Hakuna Matata...it means no pants, for the rest of your days."
-Lion King
"I'm sure he means no harm...
He's very short on...pants."
The Princess Bride
"Why did it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the pants?"
Harry Potter (you know, he and Ron are pretty close...)
"Be my pants, be my pants..."
Beauty and the Beast
I've got to think some more on these.
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PHF1138
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2004, 02:36:34 pm »
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"What happened? What'd I do?"
"You killed the pants."
-- Ferris Beuler's Day Off
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Xenake
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2004, 03:00:45 pm »
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"WHATS PANTS PRECIOUS?"
"You have no pants here, Gandalf the Grey .."
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WackoJacko20000
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Re:!!!PANTS!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2004, 03:40:28 pm »
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Quote from: curious bout efans on February 18, 2004, 10:37:30 pm
NICE one, Jackie.
"Hakuna Matata...it means no pants, for the rest of your days."
-Lion King
"I'm sure he means no harm...
He's very short on...pants."
The Princess Bride
"Why did it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the pants?"
Harry Potter (you know, he and Ron are pretty close...)
"Be my pants, be my pants..."
Beauty and the Beast
I've got to think some more on these.
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*Cracks up laughing*
"Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT PANTS THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED! Get up, Sulley!" - Billy Crystal/Mike Wazowski, 'Monsters Inc.' (flab)
"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!" - Mel Gibson/William Wallace, 'Braveheart' (freedom)
"He is the one. Don't believe his pants." - Guy Pearce/Leonard Shelby, 'Memento' (lies)
~*Jackie*~
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