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Don't Flush The Tea Kettle
« on: December 12, 2003, 02:08:22 am »

Seriously...i know that is one of the most crazy and random things ever said *watch my ego inflate*  but what are some of your other favoritest random quotes...

and oh by the way is it possible to be drunk off your ass and still being sober...like not having a touch to drop?

i mean, drop to drink or whatever...I danced on a wall! It was fun! heehee..I 'd better never get drunk. I also almost missed four steps and that would have been painful.  Of course i heard the tooth fairy is a right old chap....

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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2003, 02:10:18 am »

Umm...

I... don't even know...

...what to do with this thread.

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2003, 02:15:33 am »

... now who wouldve guessed id be attracted to the thread like this??
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2003, 02:22:16 am »

um Teeny..is that a good thing or a bad thing? lmao...hmmm.. i dunno why you'd be attracted to this thread except it's cracking me up...

here's the story...If you're too little to understand femininity then go away...(lmao..joking)

Anyways, we have signs in our bathroom that say "Don't fluch tampons downt he toilet. It results in clogging."

And i so totally read that as "Don't flush your tea kettles"

and I'm just trying to figure out where in god's name I could have come up with tea kettles instead of tampons.

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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2003, 02:24:28 am »


Quote from: LleMellon on December 12, 2003, 02:22:16 am   

um Teeny..is that a good thing or a bad thing? lmao...hmmm.. i dunno why you'd be attracted to this thread except it's cracking me up...

here's the story...If you're too little to understand femininity then go away...(lmao..joking)

Anyways, we have signs in our bathroom that say "Don't fluch tampons downt he toilet. It results in clogging."

And i so totally read that as "Don't flush your tea kettles"

and I'm just trying to figure out where in god's name I could have come up with tea kettles instead of tampons.

lots of love always, jessica

lmao i mis-read things like that all the time
I can't remember any of them right now...
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Re:Don't Flush The Tea Kettle
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2003, 02:42:15 am »

so funny misreading things... or mishearing things
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2003, 03:10:22 am »

lol Don't even get me started on mishearings
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2003, 03:39:56 am »

or mistypings...I've had some very very very bad ones...let's just say had some people seen a MISTYPO i would have been beat up, thrown in a grinder, and slapped on a bun with ketchup.

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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2003, 06:12:05 am »

I won't even ask...
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2003, 11:15:31 pm »

maybe that's a good thing! lmao...

I mean i just typed " I drink the bathroom and need to use the restroom too much"

Fun times never end...

I meant drink too much...but...well...:::Shifty eyes::::

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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2003, 11:46:05 pm »

lmao you crack me up!
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2003, 01:48:50 pm »

I hope that i can...that was my whole objective...I don't know.  I'm no comedian by far. But i just guess i sometimes have a natural ability to be goofy and everything else.  As i always say, (and a guy quoted once) "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people" and i heartily believe that. I LOVE getting to see people smile and laugh, because i think if you can laugh, then everything will be okay...eventually.  I've been there to the point where i can't laugh..and that's a scary place to be...I don't ever want to go there again...

But I CAN also be completely serious as this post proves.  I love to listen to people and their opinions...and if i can make them laugh along the way, then cool...I don't need to know nor care about what people think of me...that's not the way to live life. Not at all.

Gotta live it like no one is watching. In the end the only thing that is going to matter is you yourself...so you have to be willing to live for yourself and do what makes you happy....and for me, that means making people laugh regardless of what other people think.

Lots of love always, jessica
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Don't Flush The Tea Kettle???
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2003, 01:43:47 am »

Okay, I mis-hear things all the time because people mumble; I used to mumble and then my dad's girlfriend kept complaining and made me enunciate, so now I can't understand people when they mumble.  The same thing happened with people eating too loudly.

Anyway...I thought I would share a funny experience that one of my friends had:  He went to Carrows (it's like Denny's - a small step up from fast food) and there was a sign that said "Please do not place penis on counter.  Thank you."

I think they meant pennies...and if not, I'm never going back to Carrows!!!
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