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Elijahs_babygurl
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #76 on: December 11, 2003, 07:49:45 pm »
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Quote from: The Divine Miss C on December 09, 2003, 05:42:49 am
Are you for real, or are you bein a smarty-pants?? 
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I'm bein' for real. I serisously do think it's adorable.  Not trying to be a smarty.
I'm gonna have to go find some more bad pick up lines. I think I'll go for EXTREM cheese! 
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abeth24
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #77 on: December 16, 2003, 01:23:53 am »
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You are so hot, I can fry an egg on your head!
That has to be the most pathetic one yet!! can you believe that there are guys (and girls)that actually use these lines? I had my share of guys trying to make their moves on me with these whacky sentences. I guess we need them whackos to make the world go around and to make our lives more interesting.
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Cassie
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zoot zoot riot... RIOT
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2003, 02:36:46 pm »
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"Are you a pyro? Because you are on fiya!"
"Are you wearing space pants? Because your @$$ is out of this world!"
Those are two really weird ones....that's all I hafta say. hah
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You make me wanna... lala
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sOuTh oF SaNiTy
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2003, 03:15:56 pm »
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LMAO! these are all so funny! Heres one, I dont know if anyone saw this show or not, but it realy cracked me up!
"Come over on Christmas eve, I need an angel for the top of my tree."
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GIMME SOME! GIMME SOME!
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BostonChik87
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Always had a thing for the lead singers
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2003, 08:07:04 pm »
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This is my friends personal fave:
"I hope you brought your library card cuz I'm checking you out."
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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BostonChik87
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2003, 08:07:50 pm »
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I just thought of another one. It's well known though
"You've been naughty, now got to my room."
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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Elijahs_babygurl
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #82 on: December 23, 2003, 01:35:19 pm »
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Oh here's one my personal favs. If I ever met Orlando or Elijah it's probably what I'd say.  (if I don't faint first)
"So, you wanna go back to my place and do a little math? Ya know, add a bed subtract some cloths, add you on top of me."
Stupid? Yes.
Does it work? Probably not. 
Have I ever actualy used it? HELL NO!
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