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Re:RQ: Worst pick up lines
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2003, 07:26:47 pm »

this isn't really a pick-up line, but its still pretty bad.

my friend was asking for this girl's number. she was going to tell him so he could write it down and he says
"so, whats heaven's area code?"

when he told me he actually said that, i laughed hysterically for about an hour, then told him he's an ass. which he is.
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Re:RQ: Worst pick up lines
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2003, 10:59:55 am »

Here are some really good bad ones!

--Can I take you're picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas!

--Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

--I gotta thirst baby, and you look like my Gatorade.

--Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy!

--You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet.
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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2003, 01:41:47 pm »

I've been out with two of my friends once, and suddanly this guy appeared behind us, layd his arm around my friends shoulders and started talking to her:
"Hello. How are you? You're  good good girls! Really good girls! My name is -I didn't listen - I have no mother, no father, no sister, no brother *sobs* I'm allone. Don't you want to come with me? I have a flat not far from here."
And he was serious!!!! 
It took us damn 10 minutes to get rid of him
We went away, walked to our car when suddanly a voice resounded
"Hello."
We turned around and it was the guy we met 10 minutes ago and we were like
"HELL NO!" We said that loud so he'd hear it - but he didn't care
He layed his arm around MY shoulders this time and started talking:
"You're a good good girl! Really good girl! Do you have a boyfriend?"
I was like " No - I have a girlfriend!", I grabbed my friends arm who walked next to me, and snuggled to her side . She snuggled at me and called me darling, honey, sweete, love and stuff like that But this guy didn't stop and didn't take his arm off me!?

"I have no mother, no father, no sister, no brother *sobs* I'm allone. I'm all alone. And you're a good good girl! Don't you want to come with me? I have a flat not far from here."
GOSH!
But the best thing was, when he wanted to kiss me when I got in the car  ! I was like "STOP!!!!", closed the door and we drove away.

WTF

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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2003, 01:49:22 pm »



WHAT AN IDIOT!

I had someone do that to my friend Bianca. We were waiting for a train and he came and sat next to us on the floor (we were coming back from a gig and were wearing really grungey stuff, lol) and started stroking her arm going,
"Why a fit bird like you wearing mosquito nets on your arms, eh?"

She was freaking out, trying to shuffle into me and swearing at him and I was like,
"She has mosquitos in her blood. They bite. BACK OFF."

They followed us for ages! Worst of all my best mate Dom was just sitting there, head-down, pretending he couldn't see what was going on boys. Honestly.

~*Jackie*~
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2003, 01:53:07 pm »

I've never been "picked up: so i can't help you on that one...guess I'm either ONE...really really really oblivious...or TWO...just not that great of a person *shrugs*

well, i guess the closest I ever came to was when one of my girl        friends  told me she'd marry me if i had a sex change! lmao...  *shrugs*

of course, i also don't hang out much in public places where guys would pick me up anyways, or I'm with my older sister, and lets face it, she gets all the guys! lmao  not that i care...i don't want some pathetic excuse for a pick-up line kind of guy anyways

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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2003, 01:54:52 pm »


Quote from: ~*Jackie*~ on November 23, 2003, 01:49:22 pm   



WHAT AN IDIOT!

I had someone do that to my friend Bianca. We were waiting for a train and he came and sat next to us on the floor (we were coming back from a gig and were wearing really grungey stuff, lol) and started stroking her arm going,
"Why a fit bird like you wearing mosquito nets on your arms, eh?"

She was freaking out, trying to shuffle into me and swearing at him and I was like,
"She has mosquitos in her blood. They bite. BACK OFF."

They followed us for ages! Worst of all my best mate Dom was just sitting there, head-down, pretending he couldn't see what was going on boys. Honestly.

~*Jackie*~

hehe, good one

When I was on holydays a guy in a Disco asked me: "How old are you?" I was like: "15" (that was 2 years ago ) and he was like: "Agh damn, if were one year older, I'd have went to the beach with you now "  - and it was in the middle of the night
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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2003, 02:12:30 pm »


Quote:
"Why a fit bird like you wearing mosquito nets on your arms, eh?"

He sounds like some awful Ali G sketch.
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2003, 09:03:53 pm »

These are the 2 worst lines any guy has ever said to me,

"1 plus 1 is 2, and it takes 2 to tango."

Then they guy ran in front of me and turned around.
"Is it just me or are you stalking me?"

Some guys are so stupid.
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2003, 09:17:28 pm »

"Hey baby, wanna break my bracelet?"







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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2003, 09:45:27 pm »


Quote from: AngelFire on November 23, 2003, 09:17:28 pm   

"Hey baby, wanna break my bracelet?"








hey that's a great one 
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Re:Worst pick up lines
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2003, 10:43:44 pm »

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Well can I?
I know milk does the body good, but DAMN how much do you drink?
There are a few more... will post them later!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2003, 11:57:22 am »

Is your surname Gilette, cos you look like the best a man can get!

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« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2003, 04:59:40 pm »


Quote from: Chanterella Chantilly on November 22, 2003, 01:42:20 pm   

I wish I was Santa Claus so I could slide through your chimmney.

hahahahahahahahahaha, i've never heard that one before
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« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2003, 02:04:20 am »

LOL, some cute ones..........

Here's an oldie: "Are you wearing space undies?......... 'Cause your @ss is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!"
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« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2003, 03:45:40 am »

lol i've never heard the space one before
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