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Worst pick up lines
« on: November 22, 2003, 11:43:30 am »

"Girl, do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them!"

(Somebody said that to me!!)
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2003, 11:44:59 am »

Hey you have a cool shirt, it would look amazing on my floor...
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2003, 11:51:37 am »

"I know the only thing you want right now is me." (my bf actually said that to me. I just laughed at him )
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2003, 11:54:56 am »

Ally, I've been sitting here laughing at you avvy for about 5 minutes. It's great!

"Do you drink milk? 'Cuz it sure did your body good."
(WTF?)
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2003, 12:05:22 pm »

Oh I have tons of them - my parents use to say things like

"What I'm hanging up on the attic for drying aren't shirts anymore - that are tents!"

"I think I should start feeding you again - at least you still looked like a human back when I did that ..."

"No wonder you can't dive so deep: Fat always swimms on the water surface"

They have no idea how much that hurts 
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2003, 12:07:39 pm »

those aren't really pick up lines. more like insults! Your parents seem mean. If my parents said that to me, I would cry.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2003, 01:42:20 pm »

I wish I was Santa Claus so I could slide through your chimmney.
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2003, 02:17:04 pm »

Oh good Lord, so many of these - my friend David is the chat-up line guru, lol!

"Excuse me I've lost my phone number... can I have yours?"

"I'm new in town - can I have directions to your house, please?"

"Will you marry me?"
"No."
"Then will you at least have sex with me?"

"If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together..."

And my personal favourite, which David said to me after I'd smacked him round the back of the head about six times for all the others:

"Did it hurt?"
"Yeah yeah David, when I fell from heaven ."
"Oh. Cuz your face looks really f*cked up."

He got an extra hard whack for that one

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Quote from: ~*Jackie*~ on November 22, 2003, 02:17:04 pm   

Oh good Lord, so many of these - my friend David is the chat-up line guru, lol!

"Excuse me I've lost my phone number... can I have yours?"


I hate that one.
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2003, 03:56:49 pm »


Quote from: She*Says on November 22, 2003, 11:54:56 am   

Ally, I've been sitting here laughing at you avvy for about 5 minutes. It's great!

"Do you drink milk? 'Cuz it sure did your body good."
(WTF?)
YA, so guy used that on me and I started laughing in his face. Well, this one wasn't exactly a pickup line, but this guy asked me to marry him, and I told him to go ask my friend
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2003, 04:31:45 pm »

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! NOW I understand! I though pick up lines were ... well, if you pick on someone But now I know what you mean

"Hey, comming here often?" <-- the classic
"Your parents must be architects - you're so well build "
"Your parents must be thiefs - the've stolen the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes "
"Excuse me but I have to ask you something: Do you know first aid? Because you're taking by whole breath away!"

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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2003, 04:39:15 pm »


Quote from: .∑:*®®*:∑.Malli.∑:*®®*:∑. on November 22, 2003, 04:31:45 pm   

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! NOW I understand! I though pick up lines were ... well, if you pick on someone But now I know what you mean

"Hey, comming here often?" <-- the classic
"Your parents must be architects - you're so well build "
"Your parents must be thiefs - the've stolen the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes "
"Excuse me but I have to ask you something: Do you know first aid? Because you're taking by whole breath away!"



Ooh those are BAD!!! 
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2003, 05:42:33 pm »


Quote from: She*Says on November 22, 2003, 11:43:30 am   

"Girl, do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them!"

(Somebody said that to me!!)
I remember that from Night at the Roxburry.  lol

the worst one that's been used on me is... "can I suck you're neck"
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2003, 05:57:24 pm »


Quote from: doxiegrl1 on November 22, 2003, 05:42:33 pm   


Quote from: She*Says on November 22, 2003, 11:43:30 am   

"Girl, do you have a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can see myself in them!"

(Somebody said that to me!!)
I remember that from Night at the Roxburry.  lol

the worst one that's been used on me is... "can I suck you're neck"
Its not a movie people would want to quote. Unfortunatly, people do...
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2003, 06:31:15 pm »

Okay, I'm gonna use this one just because I love it to death (it's quite original):
"Hey baby, let's produce an heir."

And for the record: that one came about from a friend of mine -- a girl, actually -- and was directed at Johnny Depp after her first viewing of "Benny and Joon."
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