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natalie luvs lijah
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Doms Words Of Wisdom
« on: July 06, 2007, 05:48:38 am »
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I was looking for Doms favorite music and i found this on the msn group The Township Of Bree (very funny site.) i thought some people might enjoy it( i know i did).
Dominic Monaghan's Guide to Life
"Merry has a lot of the attitude that I live by - optimistic, cheeky, cocky, quick..." - Dominic
A Random Collection of Fairly Odd Words of Wisdom
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1*) Double or triple dating leads to trouble.
2) Restaurant on a first date=good (talking) Cinema on a first date=bad (no talking)
3*) Going to six vineyards in a day is not a good idea.
4) Trust is one of the most important things in a relationship.
5) Manchester United always impresses the ladies.
6) Relationships are an occupational hazard.
7) People are the gems of New Zealand.
8*) "A drunken evening is always a good way to gel quickly."
9) Drinking milk will prevent you from vomiting when smoking.
10) Bad things that should be uninvented: guns, Hitler's mum, and broccoli
11) When trying to fit in, try to sound similar to your potential friends. The last thing a twelve year old boy needs is an accent that sounds alien.
12*) Dancing and doing monkey impressions deflects tension.
13) Roasted ratatouille with chorizo tomato sauce, saffronrice, ciabatta bread cooked with garlic and olive oil, and parsnips cooked in parmesan cheese can be made in just over 30 minutes.
14) If glasses of wine hit the ceiling and your air hostess passes out, you're in deep s**t.
15*) If you feel the need to piss, avoid actual toilets and piss in a fountain.
16) A penguin playing a banjo is funny. Dom and Billy's script will be funnier.
17) Doing yoga for an hour will stop your head from whirring like a food processor.
18) Ian McKellen has fascinating stories.
19) Viggo Mortensen likes to leave stream-of-consciousness messages.
20) You should save Viggo's messages.
21) Billy is an idiot.
22) If you're at a restaraunt with John Rhys-Davies and he offers to order the food for the night, don't let him.
23*) Anyone who can fall down three flights of staircases and continue like nothing has happened, has an incredible gift.
24) Trees.
   
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<3 I recollect a time when young Frodo Baggins was one of the worst young rascals in Buckland.
though, i daresay you still like mushrooms.<3
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 07:31:39 am »
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'2) Restaurant on a first date=good (talking) Cinema on a first date=bad (no talking)'
My first date with my hubby mark was the cinema it was halloween 1998 we watched the re release of 'the exorcist'. It was a good date.
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 08:37:04 am »
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LOL, I remember him saying number 23 and he was of course refering to Elijah, bless.
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 05:09:38 am »
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Quote from: Russell's Eyeliner {DA} on July 06, 2007, 08:37:04 am
LOL, I remember him saying number 23 and he was of course refering to Elijah, bless.
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I remember seeing that a while ago! Very funny! Dom Monaghan always seems like a really funny person.
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 08:38:03 am »
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You are right, I think both Dom and Billy seem genuinely funny....I wonder if they are like that in real life.
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 08:59:34 am »
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Quote from: Russell's Eyeliner {DA} on July 07, 2007, 08:38:03 am
You are right, I think both Dom and Billy seem genuinely funny....I wonder if they are like that in real life.
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Yes, having seen them on the special features on the dvds of LOTR!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2007, 12:18:15 am »
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i liked number 3 best. only they'd be crazy enough to vist six wineyards in one day. they must have got soooooooooo drunk,it would have been funny as.  
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<3 I recollect a time when young Frodo Baggins was one of the worst young rascals in Buckland.
though, i daresay you still like mushrooms.<3
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2007, 01:35:53 am »
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Number 3 is funny because my mom and grandmother went wine tasting today with some of my older cousins and aunts. I told mom this quote and she said, "We did 3. We were goign to do four and thought better of it."
Gotta love Dom
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 04:16:38 am »
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no 5 not for me it doesn't Dom cos I hate football for me that would be the worst date I could go on yuk
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 04:38:30 am »
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I don't mind football but not Man U....a Wolves match or nothing!
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 08:33:26 pm »
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Hey,
I like all of them, but I like number 21 the best! I remember Dom saying that too somewhere!
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« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2007, 04:46:49 am »
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Quote from: jillo_loves_dom on July 17, 2007, 08:33:26 pm
I like all of them, but I like number 21 the best! I remember Dom saying that too somewhere!
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Yeah, number 21 is a good one. Very funny and calm.
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 04:38:57 am »
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I like number 7 and I have heard him say number 10 before
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Re:Doms Words Of Wisdom
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 05:19:57 am »
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Number 7 is such a nice thing to say. Wouldn't you be honoured if someone said that about you? NZ must be a nice country. 
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 05:28:16 am »
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I would be honoured and NZ looks so bueatiful, dreaming of my holiday in 3 weeks
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