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« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2004, 05:57:24 pm »
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Quote from: mrs.elijahwood on August 09, 2004, 07:20:10 pm   

Okay ~**Laura**~, where do I begin?

Are ya kiddin me?  The camera loves this guy.



Hmm.... maybe I should explain some of my choices....

(1)
Totally cute and gorgeous!
I think his mouth area looks really weird here.

(2)
Looks cute but the flash picked up that red eye thing.  In other words he looks cute, but a technically bad photo.  But check out Ian Holme.
The red-eye thing freaks me out because he looks like one of those albino rats with glowing red eyes!

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I can't tell you how much I love this photo.  He looks handsome and it totally captures his expressiveness.
I guess I see what you mean.... the expression is just strange, even if its cute.

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Like this pic.  Still cute even though the camera makes his forehead look bigger than it is.
I dunno, I think he looks a little messed up here.... like he overdosed on something...

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OMG, I want him, need him in this picture. 
I think his cheeks look weird, especially on the right!

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Alright, you have a point.
Haha thanks!

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I absolutely love this picture.  I think he looks like a babe!
I cant say I agree.... I love the pic because its really goofy but I dont think he looks particularly attractive here.

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Also a babe.
Errm..... I dont like the haircut, the facial expression, and the lip fuzz.

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The man of my dreams. 
Once again, weird cheek lines. They pop up sometimes.

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Still looks great.
Ehh... I dont really like the murderous look on Elijah. He does it well, but I dont find it attractive. Just makes him a great actor.

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Not a bad picture.  Could most definitely do without Keystone-Canada written all over Elijah's face.
Again with the facial hair! I dont like it on him.... not to mention his eyeballs look like they're about to pop out onto the floor... ouch.

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Pretty terrible picture.
I do agree!

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Great picture, great kiss, wish I were her, but I got your point on that one.
Oh of course Elijah looks SOOO hot there.... and I definitely want to be Franka in that one. But the fact that he's kissing her makes me squeemish.


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Hello, he is absolutely loverly here.?
He looks stoned.... the watery red eyes is what makes it look like that.

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Couldn't agree more. I don't like to see my husband wrapped in faux fur.  Hate it.
Yeah, its really weird.... not sure what the "artistic vision" was on that one.

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I cannot, I will not understand how that is not the picture of a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy to all who look upon it.  I love the way he looks when he laughs.  I could fall in love all over again.
Weird color on his skin, and again the watery stoner eyes.

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So cute, but not shocked that someone doesn't agree.
Can you say "I know what you did last summer...."?

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Lij, your face looks great here, but you are definitely on your own with this one.  You know, you don't have to do everything they ask you to do.
I dont think I need to touch on this one.... the terribleness speaks for itself.


Let's get married all over again.
One of the best pictures EVER! I love him so much here.



Anyway, hopefully that explains some of my choices. I'll admit, not all of them are TERRIBLE but since usually I think Elijah looks like the hottest man alive, these not-so-great pictures make me think they're worse than they really are.

Of course we all know Elijah is the ultimate sex god of the world, so its not a problem.


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Re:Ugly Elijah
« Reply #46 on: August 10, 2004, 06:22:42 pm »
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OMG ~**Laura**~, so hilarious.  Love it.
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« Reply #47 on: August 10, 2004, 08:54:17 pm »
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I dont think theres anything wrong with this one, he looks like hes saying cheese!


Yeah that ones just the glare in his eyes.


I love this pic! I dunno why, its just cute!


This one isnt that great. Most likely cause it cuts off part if his head to make it look bigger.



Nothing wrong with this one other than the writing.


Anyone could look 10 billion times worse then that if someone took a pic while they were talking!


Another adorable one! I just love it!


I really dont see how most of these are considered ugly!


Hehe, his bowtie is a lil crooked!


I never liked that guy either!


I love it! Minus the Keystone-Canada


Its called make-up and wardrobe, people...


They missed eachothers lips, it looks like.


He looks so enthusiastic!


Yeah, the coat, or boa or whatever, isnt workin for me!


The red in the backgroud makes any little red spot stick out.


RAR! He reminds me of a tiger!


THE INFAMOUS CUPCAKE-MOUSE SHOT!!
Yes, yes, infamous and odd....


How could you not love it?
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« Reply #48 on: August 10, 2004, 10:28:21 pm »
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The one with the purple blouse! UGH. the makeup i understand, but my grandmother wouldn't even buy me that shirt and she has bought me some doozies. He looks like Barney's pimp.
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« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2004, 10:34:34 pm »
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The one where he's shaking hands out the car window; if someone showed me this picture and wanted to set me up on a blind date with this guy I would do it in a second. He looks hysterical, and you can tell he's not really full of himself. what a cutie
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« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2004, 12:57:17 am »
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Don't know if someone has already posted this...

http://www.bagendinn.com/elijah/images/candids/gbf07.jpg

but ifind him too look like a zombie here. There are a few more just like it at bag end inn so check them out!
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« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2004, 10:32:16 am »
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He is looking so weird in the last one (looks like he got sun-burned)-- not cute--

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« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2004, 01:04:36 pm »
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Quote from: Dutchy on August 11, 2004, 10:32:16 am   

He is looking so weird in the last one (looks like he got sun-burned)-- not cute--

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Is this below pic the one you are talking about?



There is a purple hue to that photo.  He is wearing a white shirt. Look at the background colors.  The quality of the photo is poor.  The photos is also stretched long ways which elongates his face. 

His face is elongated with this below pic as well.



Like many of these pics, it is the poor quality of the photo that is jackin up our boys face. 

Well, that is the reason with some of them...

 

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« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2004, 03:41:45 pm »
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I wouldn't say he's ugly, just not his best picture. he needs to shave and a haircut wouldn't do any harm.
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« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2004, 07:09:04 pm »
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Quote from: Caitlin Sue on August 11, 2004, 03:41:45 pm   

I wouldn't say he's ugly, just not his best picture. he needs to shave and a haircut wouldn't do any harm.

I am not sure which pic you are referring to.  Perhaps, Mediamartian's orginal pic.

Anyway, I don't think anyone here thinks he ever looks ugly.  Just bad pics.  And some are pretty damn funny.  But what I find really funny are all of our opinions.
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« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2004, 06:09:10 pm »
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i think he looks cute in all his pictures! i like his funny faces...
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« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2004, 06:38:37 pm »
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i dont like THIS one because it reminds of this smelly, weird kid (beyond weird) and when i look at it it just SCREAMS: Derek! at me and i thats why i dont like it. . .

http://always.ejwfiles.net/images2/1ad.jpg

the infamous cup cake picture just makes me wanna puke....its too weird and girly for me...*shudders* bleegh

When you're this young you DO NOT wear these types of sweaters! but ASIDE from teh sweater he looks so cute! *squeal*

http://www.elijahfan.com/gallery/gal/Movies/Child_of_the_Night/childofthenight-047.jpg

Have you seen my scissors? bad hair bad!
http://www.elijahfan.com/gallery/gal/Movies/Flipper/Behind_Scenes/flipper-behind-012.jpg


*sigh* really there aren't a LOT of bad pictures....
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« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2004, 08:35:26 pm »
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Quote from: CrimsonRose on August 13, 2004, 06:38:37 pm   


Have you seen my scissors? bad hair bad!


OMG, I love that pic.  He is soo hot in Flipper. Wow Weee.
That hair is SEXY with a capital SEX.
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« Reply #58 on: August 13, 2004, 09:41:28 pm »
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WOw!!  I agree mrs. elijahwood!! (hehe inspired nickname.. must be nice to hear that all the time )

That pic reminds me of a verse from a song of Shakira...

"Nothing like your smile made of sun..."
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« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2004, 11:23:38 pm »
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Quote from: CrimsonRose on August 13, 2004, 06:38:37 pm   

i dont like THIS one because it reminds of this smelly, weird kid (beyond weird) and when i look at it it just SCREAMS: Derek! at me and i thats why i dont like it. . .

http://always.ejwfiles.net/images2/1ad.jpg

AHHH!! you're kidding right? elijah is such a cutey here. get derek out of your head! *bad derek, bad derek*
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