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Title: World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 22, 2008, 05:12:01 am

The premise of this game is pretty simple. Give an example of the world's worst fortune cookie.


"That wasn't Duck you just ate"

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 23, 2008, 04:47:08 am

"You will get food poisoning"

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 23, 2008, 07:29:14 am

"Don't bother making plans beyond tomorrow..."

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 23, 2008, 05:09:35 pm

you will need a filling or crown after your visit to dentist

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 23, 2008, 05:13:53 pm

"Do not eat this cookie"

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 23, 2008, 05:58:26 pm

you will never win the lottery

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 24, 2008, 05:05:57 am

I could say you'll have a long and prosperous life, but I'd be lying.

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 24, 2008, 05:28:17 am

your life will suck

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Misz_Mii on February 24, 2008, 03:20:28 pm

This was supposed to be a FORTUNATE cookie... but I can't think of anything good in your life, sorry

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 24, 2008, 04:16:53 pm

This cookie expires on 12-1299

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Misz_Mii on February 24, 2008, 04:21:08 pm

Hahahhahahaha That makes me laugh so hard...

Ps.: I peed on this cookie ;D

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 24, 2008, 04:23:03 pm

[quote author=Young&Desperate 4Attention{DA} link=board=7;threadid=33129;start=0#msg1133595 date=1203888068]
Ps.: I peed on this cookie ;D
[/quote]

Ewww!! |That's nassty! ;)

Those weren't raisins

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Misz_Mii on February 24, 2008, 04:24:40 pm

What happened to the cookie, will happen to you too.... ::)

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 24, 2008, 04:25:38 pm

See that Health Inspector doesn't know what he's talking about! You ate the food adn you're still alive!

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Misz_Mii on February 24, 2008, 04:27:11 pm

I hope I used flower instead of heroine... I wish I could remember which one was in what bag...

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 24, 2008, 04:31:24 pm

Help

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 24, 2008, 04:56:16 pm

you need to get outta here

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on February 26, 2008, 06:39:22 am

Dead yet?

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 26, 2008, 03:43:07 pm

You will never be happy

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Lorienel on February 28, 2008, 03:50:48 pm

"This is a chain letter. Please sign and return the message to the kitchen or the bacteria that many people have put in here by touching it will attack you."

Or...

"Oh no. It's you."

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: elizabeth coffey on February 28, 2008, 04:23:22 pm

That wasn't juice you just drank

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Lorienel on March 03, 2008, 11:26:27 am

I cleaned up toilets. Now I write messages for fortune cookies. And all that I get is this lousy T-shirt.

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Elijahs Impact on March 03, 2008, 12:18:07 pm

We'v ru o t of ink

Title: Re:World's Worst Message In A Fortune Cookie
Post by: Billswife on April 17, 2008, 10:33:50 am

The chef has spit in your food.


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