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Title: Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 05, 2003, 01:02:28 am

My apologies if this has been done before :P

I'll start with one that amuses me greatly ;)
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"
-McCroskey from Airplane!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Midori on June 05, 2003, 01:19:08 am

"SHHHWING!!!!"
Wayne and Garth-Wayne's World

"We don't got a candy machine in the boys room!"
Duckie-Pretty in Pink

"Let's Plow!"
Duckie-Pretty in Pink

"I feel like a defective typewriter! I skipped a period!"
Rizo-Grease

....only to name a few! ^o^

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Crazy_Dork_Mary on June 05, 2003, 11:46:31 am

"I can only show you the door, you'll have to walk through it" Morpheus-The Matrix

"I believe I can bring Morpheus back!" Neo-The Matrix (I actually ilke that whole speech, but you know)


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 05, 2003, 12:43:28 pm

[quote author=~*Lil Mary*~ link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=0#msg187600 date=1054827991]
"I can only show you the door, you'll have to walk through it" Morpheus-The Matrix

"I believe I can bring Morpheus back!" Neo-The Matrix (I actually ilke that whole speech, but you know)


[/quote]
Matrix quotes! Yay! Haha I love "Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy..cuz Kansas, is going bye bye"

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: MysteriousMrWood on June 05, 2003, 02:11:08 pm

"Like they say in the tampon business, catch ya next period!" -- from Dertroit Rock City

Of course, I cant think of any more right now... I'll come back :)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 05, 2003, 02:24:01 pm

LMAO! Classic.

Thats the same movie that has the KISS song, right? IIII wanna rock n roll alllll night..and party every day!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: noraloveslij on June 05, 2003, 03:07:35 pm

;D Scarlet ''Gone with the wind'' something like that no mater if I have to steal , kill , etc (I don't remember all sorry :P) I never be hungry again.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Vilya9 on June 05, 2003, 03:23:33 pm

Do Ya realy wanna jump, do you wanna? Let's jump...and then they jump of this building. Mel Gibson to this guy who wants to kill himself in Leathal Weapon I
I think that is histarical. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elijah_angel_19 on June 05, 2003, 05:50:25 pm

"I know what I must do...it's just that I'm afraid to do it"

"Some that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?"

Of course you all know what those are from. ;)

That's all I can think of right now

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elijah_angel_19 on June 05, 2003, 05:50:44 pm

[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=0#msg187711 date=1054831408]
[quote author=~*Lil Mary*~ link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=0#msg187600 date=1054827991]
"I can only show you the door, you'll have to walk through it" Morpheus-The Matrix

"I believe I can bring Morpheus back!" Neo-The Matrix (I actually ilke that whole speech, but you know)


[/quote]
Matrix quotes! Yay! Haha I love "Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy..cuz Kansas, is going bye bye"
[/quote]
Haha! I love those quotes too!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Elijahs_babygurl on June 05, 2003, 06:56:15 pm

"I don't know when, I don't know how. But I know something's starting right now....watch and you'll see. Someday I'll be part of your world!" -Ariel

"It's sandwhich day."
"Sandwhich day?"
"Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwhich."
"Pudge is a fish?"
"But we were out of peanut butter so I asked my sister what to give him and she said tuna. I can't give Pudge tuna!.....Do you know what tuna is?"
"Fish?"
"IT'S FISH....I'M LATE CAUSE I HAD TO GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME PEANUT BUTTER CAUSE ALL WE HAVE IS-IS STINCKIN TUNA!!"
"Lilo. Lilo, why is this so important?"
"Pudge controls the weather"---Lilo (lilo and stitch)

I've got a few other ones but I'll type them later. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: mzrayray on June 05, 2003, 07:13:24 pm

"Shibby!" -- Dude Where's My Car?
"...I'm really ridiculously good-looking." -- Zoolander
"That's BLOODY brilliant!" -- Harry Potter

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Midori on June 05, 2003, 07:45:48 pm

Muahaha! I have one more....

"Sh!t happens"
Forest Gump-Forest Gump!!

I also wanted to put the Shrimp quote from Bubba...but I don't remember...does anyone know it?

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 05, 2003, 08:18:41 pm

[quote author='`..Midori..'` link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=0#msg188427 date=1054856748]


I also wanted to put the Shrimp quote from Bubba...but I don't remember...does anyone know it?
[/quote]
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: mzrayray on June 05, 2003, 08:35:54 pm

holy shit! please tell me u did NOT memorise that?

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 06, 2003, 06:16:27 am

f*ck his brains out. Use a rubber. -Lisa in Girl, Interrupted

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ChickenNRiceIsNice on June 06, 2003, 06:53:25 am

"Shibby!" - Dude Where's My Car?
"There's a monster outside my room, can i have a glass of water?"-Signs..

"what must i do?"- Frodo... Lord of the rings 1..(I think!)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Raiwen on June 06, 2003, 10:25:15 am

lol monty pythn obviously!!
"youve only killed the brides father thats all!"
"oh, i really didnt mean to..."
"didnt mean to? you stuck your sword right through his head!"

and clueless "anything happens to my daughter ive got a 45" and a shovel, i doubt anyone would miss you"

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 06, 2003, 10:36:40 am

he he he as i have posted a million times
from monty python life of brian
Brian: you are all individuals
Crowd: yes we are all individuals
Guy in Crowd: im not
ha ha ha!
my fav all time speech in a movie is from scent of a woman al pacinos speech at the end but i cant remember it all

Happy texas:
Wayne Wayne Wayne jnr:
"Why did the armadilo cross the road?... he didnt, see"
"Wayne, Wayne Wayne Junior"
"and those little bogga faces looking up at me... expecting me to ... know ... stuff"
"if you ever come near these girls again, i wont say nothing i'll just come round to ur house real late at night and kill you with a chainsaw"

Than shall do me for now before i get carried away

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Vilya9 on June 06, 2003, 10:51:58 am

I've got an other one....
Mordor,Gandalf...Is it right or left?
FOTR...extended DVD

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Raiwen on June 06, 2003, 10:56:54 am

aw yeah thats so cute and hobbity!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElWood_Crazy on June 06, 2003, 12:05:23 pm

"There are 2 things I hate in this world. People who don't appreciate other people's cultures, and the DUTCH.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: half_elven on June 06, 2003, 01:13:38 pm

"strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"

and.....

"you know my name?"
" i do!"
- monty python and the holy grail

"he chose......poorly."
indiana jones and the quest for the holy grail

* im not obsessed with holy grails, i just really like those movies :-**

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 06, 2003, 02:45:43 pm

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.- Sharon Stone. Don't know if it's from a movie, or her own saying...

Joon; You're out of your tree
Sam; It's not my tree- Benny & Joon

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Elena_Of_The_Stars on June 06, 2003, 10:54:42 pm

Joey Fingers: Remember kid, if you cant stand the heat, stay out of Miami.
North: What's that metaphor supposed to mean?
Joey: What metaphor? You ever been down there in August? Your balls stick to your legs like crazy glue!
~~~
Stokely: Get a f*cking eye dog!
Stan: Maybe if you didnt paint your f*cking eyes shut!
~~~
Neo: No. (stopping the bullets with his hand)
~~~

Those are just a few of my faves..... I have many though. I love the scene in the Matrix though at the end with Neo and the bullet -stopping trick. Its soo funny how he's just like "no" to the bad guys like "nice try but I dont THINK so!!" lol you know what I mean!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Elijahs_babygurl on June 06, 2003, 11:15:55 pm

Oh yeah here's another of my favs

Stokely: I'll fu*kin shot her!

That was hilariouse when seh said that. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Madelaine25 on June 07, 2003, 12:43:48 am

From Grosse Pointe Blank:

[ Talking to his psychiatrist about going to his high school reunion. ]
Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
------
Debi: You're a psychopath.
Marty: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job* ... That didn't come out right.
------
Mr. Grocer: [singing] I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come / I'll be blowin' your f*ckin' head off / I'll be blowin' your f*ckin' head off / I'll be whackin' your f*ckin' mind out when I come.
------

I heart John Cusack. :)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Tari on June 07, 2003, 12:46:25 am

Here's a few I like....


They're from Dogma

Bartleby: Our last two days on Earth. If I had a d*ck I'd go get laid.
Loki: Well, let's do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Loki: Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Tari on June 07, 2003, 12:57:24 am

Found another one!


Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets."
- Liar, Liar


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Madelaine25 on June 07, 2003, 01:04:49 am

From Ghostbusters:

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fires and brimstone coming down from the sky, rivers and seas boiling--
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes--
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the graves!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
------
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon!
------
Test Subject: What are you trying to prove here anyway?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effects of negative reinforcement on E.S.P ability
Test subject: The effect? I'll tell you what the effect is: it's pissing me off!
------
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing ... something that could never destroy us ... something I loved from my childhood....

;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 07, 2003, 03:56:13 am

he he he he! how great are monty python quoets!

Get Shorty quoets...

Ray Barbone: So they say the F*cking smogs the f*cking reason you get such beautiful f*cking sunsets

Ray Barbone: Look at you Harry... how bout you take a look at this... or maybe a peek at this...

Monty python parrot sketch not included:

John Cleese: well, i never chose to be a mouse... it just sort of happened.

psyciatrist (sp): right so how did you become a mouse

John: well some friends and i were at a party and my friends all started dressing up as them and... we ate ... some cheese
(i am positive i have gotten that entirely wronge but o well!)

that shall doeth for noweth

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Midori on June 07, 2003, 04:35:02 am

"Why don't you make like a tree and get out!"
-Young Biff-Back to the Future Part II

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 07, 2003, 10:04:05 am

he he he! yay! back to the future quoets what about this one

Doc: "made in japan??? no wonder it didnt work"
Marty: Doc everything thats good is made in japan
Doc: unbelievable!
he he he

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: PHF1138 on June 07, 2003, 05:20:39 pm

Okay, just a couple of my all-time faves:

(Dogma)
Muse: So you were an artist -- big deal! Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in a time of war. That's why he's the King, and you're a shmuck!

(10 Things I Hate About You)
Mr. Stratford: I'm down, I got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy -- I don't care how dope his ride is!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Madelaine25 on June 07, 2003, 05:28:28 pm

[quote author=PHF1138 link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=30#msg191193 date=1055020839]
(10 Things I Hate About You)
Mr. Stratford: I'm down, I got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy -- I don't care how dope his ride is!
[/quote]

Yes! ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: PHF1138 on June 07, 2003, 05:29:58 pm

[quote author=Alter Eggo link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=30#msg191205 date=1055021308]
[quote author=PHF1138 link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=30#msg191193 date=1055020839]
(10 Things I Hate About You)
Mr. Stratford: I'm down, I got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy -- I don't care how dope his ride is!
[/quote]

Yes! ;D
[/quote]
Thanks! 8)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 08, 2003, 10:00:56 am

ha ha ha! yay 10 things!

"hey there girly" he he he! thats the best pick up line ever! ha ha ha!

cameron: oh thank god usually they send one of the audio visual geeks
extra: hey micheal where do you want me to put the slides
micheal: micheal?
ha ha ha!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 08, 2003, 10:59:16 am

The poem she reads is one of the best things in the movie. Woman, I love Shakespeare, even though re-written!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 08, 2003, 01:25:44 pm

[quote author=Alter Eggo link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=30#msg190394 date=1054962289]
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing ... something that could never destroy us ... something I loved from my childhood....
[/quote]
Ahh!! I love that part! ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: mrs_took on June 08, 2003, 01:40:40 pm

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: PrincessofMirkwood on June 08, 2003, 04:30:40 pm

Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

LOL I love this one soooooo much!! it was so funny

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: PHF1138 on June 09, 2003, 02:57:24 pm

[quote author=lurky link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=30#msg191961 date=1055084356]
The poem she reads is one of the best things in the movie. Woman, I love Shakespeare, even though re-written!
[/quote]
Very true -- I cry every single time I see that part! :'(
Oh, I just thought of another good one:

Patrick: Who knocked up your sister?

....and from Ghostbusters:
Vankman: Hey, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole through your head -- you remember that?
Egon: That would've worked if you hadn't stopped me.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 12, 2003, 06:36:02 am

Joon picks raisins off tapioka
Sam; You don't like raisins?
Joon; Not really
Sam; Why?
Joon; They used tio be fat and juicy...and now they're twisted, they had their lives stolen. They taste sweet, but really they are just humiliated grapes. I can't sya I'm a big supporter of the raisin-counsil
Sam; Have you seen those raisins on tv the ones that sing and dance and stuff?
Joon; They scare me
Sam; Yeah me too
Joon; It's sick, the commercial people make them sing and dance so people will eat them
Sam; It's a shame about raisins
Joon; Cannibals
Sam; Yeah.....Do you like avocados
Joon; They are a fruit you know
Sam; Ruthie! Do you have any avocados?
From Benny & Joon

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: eLijAhZpuMpKiNlOvE on June 12, 2003, 10:50:11 pm

itS likE eXqUuEz mE, bUt hAvE yOu eVeR hEaRd oF stYliNg gEl? - zOoLaNdEr

i sEe yOu sHivEr witH aNtiCi...pAtiOn - rOcKy hOrRoR piCtUrE sHoW


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: eLijAhZpuMpKiNlOvE on June 12, 2003, 11:10:48 pm

tHeY aRe sO pOoR, tHeY aRe fOrcEd hAvE cHildReN, siMplY tO pRoVidE a cHeAp aLtErnAtivE tO tUrKeY aT cHriStmAs - blAcKaddEr

wE a likE tWo coMplEtElY diS-siMilAr tHiNgS iN a pOd - blAcKaddEr

pRiNcE: tHe pRiNcE aNd tHe pOrPoisE
blAcKaddEr: tHe pAuPeR, siR
pRiNcE: oH yEs, tHe pRiNcE aNd tHe pOrpOisE aNd tHe pAuPeR

pRiNcE: aS i eNtErEd tHe rOoM, aLL eYeS tuRnEd
blAcKaddEr: aNd i dArE sAy a fEw stOmAcHs tOo


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: eLijAhZpuMpKiNlOvE on June 12, 2003, 11:16:06 pm

'oUt tHe dOoR. liNe oN tHe lEfT. 1 cRoSs eAcH. nExT. cRuCiFiXioN?'
'yEs.'
'oUt tHe dOoR. liNe oN tHe lEfT. 1 cRoSs eAcH. nExT. cRuCiFiXioN?'
'aH, nO. fReEdOm'
'wHaT?'
'eH, fReEdOm fOr mE. tHeY sAid i hAdNt dOnE aNytHiNg, sO i cOuLd gO fReE aNd liVe oN aN iSlaNd sOmEwHeRe.'
'oH, oH wEll tHatS jOllY gOoD. wEll oF u gO tHeN'
'nAh, iM oNlY pUlliNg yOuR lEg, itS cRuCifiXiOn rEallY.'

-tHe lifE oF bRiAn

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: eLijAhZpuMpKiNlOvE on June 12, 2003, 11:24:53 pm

eLijAh: 'iS tHiS cHaiR bEiNg uSeD?'
uGlY dUmB gUy: 'dOeS iT °lOoK° liKe itS bEiNg uSeD?'
eLijAh: '°lAugHs° dOeS iT lOoK liKe itS bEiNg uSeD. tHatS a gOoD oNe'
°SMASH°
eLijAh: 'nOw itS bEiNg uSeD..i gOt aNotHeR cHaiR'

- cHaiN oF fOoLs ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Lijlover16 on June 13, 2003, 11:56:38 pm

*gets out list of favorite movies and qoutes book* I was never a girl scout but i'm always prepared ;)

  • "Bloody hell! ---Ron "HP and the chamber of Secrets"
  • "You've messed with the wrong p*ssy" ---Valerie "Josie and the p*ssycats"
  • " I could kill you now" ---Mark "The Good Son"

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Lijlover16 on June 14, 2003, 12:02:25 am

  • "It's my room too, and I say she can stayyy" ---Mark "The Good Son"
  • *Barney
    (aka Elijah)walkes into hospital room and stares at Mazzo.
    Mazzo: You're gay, right? Get off on watching me sleep
    Barney: Come on, *leans in* What gay guy would want you
  • "Tweak!""You're takin it""SHOWDOWN"---Casey Conner "The Faculty"

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Lijlover16 on June 14, 2003, 12:09:50 am

  • Jimmy:(at a bus ticket buying stand) how far will this get me *holds up a nickle*
    Weird Bus Guy: Take a step back. *Jimmy steps back* That far.
    "Bubble Boy"
  • The whole "Crack" thing in "North"---"Is that my Crack!?" LMAO
  • "Why torture self when life'll do it for you?"---Laura "Good girls don't cry...they get even"


  • that's all 4 now ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: tindaiel on June 14, 2003, 03:38:44 am

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return" --Moulin Rouge

"You didn't say God Bless you when I sneezed!" --Loki Dogma

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Jopko on June 14, 2003, 04:47:28 pm

"Im French! Why do you think I have this outragous accent you silly King." ~Monty Python and the holy grail

"We are no longer the knights who say NI! We are now the knights who say Icky Icky Icky Butang Zoot Boing!" ~Monty Python and the holy grail

"I want you I need you oh baby, oh baby." ~10 things I hate about you.

"Blinkin! What are you doing?"
"Guessing." "I guess no one's coming." ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"King illegal kill forest pig wild to in it a is!" ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Oh good, they've opened the salad bar." ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!" ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Oh Master Robin! You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs." "Blinkin, I'm over here." ~Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Sorry its so long... :-\

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: EJW2003 on June 14, 2003, 05:58:56 pm

I adore movie quotes...but i tried to narrow it down...

From "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves":
"A wise man once said: 'There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions.' "

Azeem: Salaam, little one.
Small Girl: Did God paint you?
Azeem: Did God paint me?
[laughs]
Azeem: For certain.
Small Girl: Why?
Azeem: Because Allah loves wondrous varieties.

From "Almost Famous":
"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."


And, "Lord of the Rings:The Two Towers":

Frodo: I can't do this Sam!
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for.


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 15, 2003, 05:20:29 am

"-Don't f*ck with me!
-I thought I just did?"

LMAO! Johnny Depp and Lena Olin in 'The Nith Gate'

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Emwyn47 on June 15, 2003, 10:47:11 am

[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=45#msg202959 date=1055656817]
[quote author=EJW2003 link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=45#msg202727 date=1055627936]

Frodo: I can't do this Sam!
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for.


[/quote]
This quote always brings tears to my eyes. :)[/quote]

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 15, 2003, 04:31:33 pm

"I'm a genious, not an engenear!" (sp?) The Man In The Iron Mask

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: MysticPretzel on June 15, 2003, 06:37:59 pm

If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter. -grease

Simple's right. Too bad his brains are in his biceps. -grease

SSDD (Same Shit Different Day) -dreamcatcher


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: MysticPretzel on June 15, 2003, 06:52:13 pm

And Hell's just a sauna. -10 things i hate about you

Excuse me, you said stupid bitch, and i thought you were talking to me. Your name is stupid bitch too. there's alot of us stupid bitches around. we must be related. -the truth about cats and dogs

back yard nudity is hypocritical. it's insincere. people should say and do exactly what they think and not hide anything. -inventing the abbots

you do understand that you will be the only person at this party with artificial sideburns? -inventing the abbots

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 15, 2003, 07:13:24 pm

"But it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst..." Lester Burnham~American Beauty

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 15, 2003, 07:13:49 pm

Clueless; Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Lijlover16 on June 15, 2003, 08:39:25 pm

hate to tell ha, but i thought of 2 more ;)
  • When I dress up as a frigid bitch, i try not to look so constipated
    ---Legally Blond
  • Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around every once and a while, you could miss it
    ---Ferris Bueler's Day Off

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: MysticPretzel on June 15, 2003, 09:35:47 pm

you can milk anything with nipples...i have nipples greg. could you milk me? -meet the parents

i can taste the bubbles. -american pie 2


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 16, 2003, 08:47:50 am

"I carry the mask, the mask does not carry me" -The Man In The Iron Mask

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: miranda_xxxkiss on June 16, 2003, 09:38:51 am

so they can be closer by my ass? ---- North


lol.....

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElwoodsBird on June 16, 2003, 11:14:26 am

:P to many!!!!!

I love , "Earn This," - Tom Hanks, Saving Private Ryan...
OF COURSE Sam's speech.....

I like.... ;D
[quote]

Treebeard:Now dont be hasty, Master Meriadoc.

Merry: Hasty? Our friends are out there! They need our help! They cannot fight this war on their own.

Treebeard: War, yes; It affects us all. But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a loong time to say anything in ooold Entish.

Treebeard: The Ents cannot hold back this storm. We must weather such things as we have always done.

Merry: How can that be your decision?

Treebeard: This is not our war.

Merry: But you're part of this world! Arent you?! You must help, please! You must do something!

Treebeard: You are young and brave, Master Merry. But your part in this tale is over. Go back to your home.

Pippin: Maybe Treebeards right. We dont belong here, Merry. It's too big for us. What can we do in the end? We've got the Shire. Maybe we should go home.

Merry: The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.

[/quote]

That always makes me cry..

Laura


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Malli on June 16, 2003, 02:20:51 pm

I like



  • This is sting, you have seen it before, haven't you - Gollum? Release him or I'll cut your throat! ~ LotR-TTT (Evil Frodo, yummy :o )

  • ... and the world changes ... we do not, there in lies the irony that finally kills us ... ~ Interview with the Vampire




  • ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elwoodsangel5000 on June 17, 2003, 03:07:29 pm

It happens sometimes, frriends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restraunt -Stand By Me

He's an L 7 weenie - The Sandlot

Camron is so tight you could stick a lump of coal up his ass and in a week you'll have a dimond -Farris Buller's Day Off

Time sure flies when you're young and jerking off. -The Basketball Diaries

You banged mom?! -Orange County

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElWood_Crazy on June 17, 2003, 04:26:20 pm

[quote author=ElwoodsBird link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=60#msg204798 date=1055776466]

[quote]

Treebeard:Now dont be hasty, Master Meriadoc.

Merry: Hasty? Our friends are out there! They need our help! They cannot fight this war on their own.

Treebeard: War, yes; It affects us all. But you must understand, young hobbit. It takes a loong time to say anything in ooold Entish.

Treebeard: The Ents cannot hold back this storm. We must weather such things as we have always done.

Merry: How can that be your decision?

Treebeard: This is not our war.

Merry: But you're part of this world! Arent you?! You must help, please! You must do something!

Treebeard: You are young and brave, Master Merry. But your part in this tale is over. Go back to your home.

Pippin: Maybe Treebeards right. We dont belong here, Merry. It's too big for us. What can we do in the end? We've got the Shire. Maybe we should go home.

Merry: The fires of Isengard will spread. And the woods of Tuckborough and Buckland will burn. And all that was once green and good in this world will be gone. There won't be a Shire, Pippin.

[/quote]


[/quote]

OMG I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: tindaiel on June 18, 2003, 12:13:20 am

Forever foooor evvv ver foooor evvv ver -Sandlot

I killed them, I killed them all - Star Wars Ep 2 (this is a fav because when we were seeing it in the theatre for the first time I leaned over right before he said this line and said "I killed them, I killed them all" to my friend, then Anakin said it and we both cracked up!!)


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 18, 2003, 01:31:00 am

[quote author=tindaiel link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=75#msg207478 date=1055909600]
Forever foooor evvv ver foooor evvv ver -Sandlot
[/quote]
Lol...oh, another one:
"You wanna s'more?"
"Some more of what?"
"No, smalls, a s'more!"
"What..? How can i have some more when I haven't had anything yet?"
Ah, I probably messed up that quote..but it's funny anyway. :)

Title: More Sandlot greatness!
Post by: HerMajesty on June 18, 2003, 01:38:47 am

Benny: Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand. (Everyone raises their hands)

Squints: If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't 'a thought that.

Squints: It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style.
Someone(??): They already are, Squints.
Squints: Shut up!
;D

"He kissed her. He kissed her hard... and good"

"You're killing me Smalls! You're killing me!"

"Is that your sister out there in left field? naked... she's naked. think she'd go out with me?" -- My favorite part, when they mess with the other team's batter..hahaha

"If my dog was as ugly as you, i'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards"

Squints: You never heard of the Sultan of Swat...
Kenny: ...the Titan of Terror...
Timmy: ...the Colossus of Clout...
Tommy: ...the Colossus of Clout!
Benny: ...the King of Crash, man.


Ham: You mix your wheaties with your mamma's toe jam!
Philips: You bob for apples in the toilet…and you like it!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 18, 2003, 01:42:22 am

"Thought is the reality. Physical is the illusion." -Cuba Gooding, Jr.; What Dreams May Come

"Everybody's Hell is different. It's not all fire and pain. The real Hell is your life gone wrong." -What Dreams May Come

"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks." -Forrest Gump

"Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that." -What women Want

"The sweet isn't the sweet without the bitter." -Vanilla Sky

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it, Want to change the world? There's nothing to it." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*ck outta here?" -Boondock Saints

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships!
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Conner McManus: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, right?
Murphy McManus: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
-Boondox Saints

"I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twichin'." -Donkey; Shrek

"I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?","Hell no, I don't want no parfait!" -Donkey, Shrek

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." -Snatch

"A woman's heart is an ocean of secrets." -Rose Dawson, The Titanic

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: crzy4elijah on June 18, 2003, 08:38:09 am

Aliens are taking over the earth, weigh it! THE FACULTY

Hanging's to good for him! Burning is too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! HEAVY METAL

I'm a mushroom cloud laying muthaf*cker, muthaf*cker! PULP FICTION

[color=Teal]How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?
"What did you say???
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I SAID HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR. GARRISON!
SOUTH PARK, BIGGER LONGER, UNCUT [/color]

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: blue eyes on June 19, 2003, 07:16:55 am

you FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!
that quote just makes me laf
xx

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Midori on June 20, 2003, 10:12:39 pm

[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=75#msg207573 date=1055914942]
"I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?","Hell no, I don't want no parfait!" -Donkey, Shrek
[/quote]
I LOVE that one!
"If the good Lord intended for us to walk...he wouldn't have invented Roller Skates!"-Willy Wonka

"Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has, so make it a good one"-Doc Brown-Back to the Future Part III

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: icee on June 20, 2003, 10:13:42 pm

lol... i dont know what Parfait is!! Please xplain ppl!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Midori on June 20, 2003, 11:28:43 pm

It's a desert that is made of layers of sometimes fruit and yogurt...like the bottom would be yogurt, the next layer would be let's say rasberries and blueberries and then another layer of yogurt. Yeah...I think I got that right...-__-;;

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: miSsliPgLoSoNastiK on June 21, 2003, 02:31:25 am

From Shrek:

If there was a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: bloodwings died on June 21, 2003, 06:29:53 am

--hey? when did this happen in the movie?
-now sir, everything what's happining now, is happening now!
--what happend to then?
-when?
--now!
-you missed it
--when?
just now!
-when will then be now?
--soon!
or something like that
---------spaceballs the movie--------

yoghurt...i HATE yoghurt
------------spaceballs the movie--------

you're supposed to stick it in the ground!
it is in the gorund!
outside!!
**bang**
----fellowship of the ring, conversation between merry and pippin-----

ooh, that's nice! ash on my tomatoes!
------fellowship of the ring, merry or peppin, can't remember-------

shall i describe it to you, or should i find you a box?
-------the two towers, legolas------

*can't stop laughing*


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 21, 2003, 07:33:59 pm

[quote author=bloodwings died link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=75#msg212494 date=1056191393]
you're supposed to stick it in the ground!
it is in the gorund!
outside!!
**bang**
----fellowship of the ring, conversation between merry and pippin-----
[/quote]
I love that part..especially Billy's Scottish accent 8)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Midori on June 26, 2003, 02:52:43 am

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" -Gone With the Wind

"We have so much time and so little to do! Scratch that, reverse it!"-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 26, 2003, 05:26:50 am

he he he! yay! i love this thread!here's one

spike: this yoghurt tastes funny
hugh grants character: thats because its not yoghurt... its mayonase
spike: oh *shrugs and keeps eating*
he he he
-nottinghill

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Hatice on June 26, 2003, 02:41:11 pm

I dont know if this has been posted or if its right but..

Reserviour Dogs

-Did you shoot any real people?
-nah, just cops.

heheeee i love that movie! I'm gonna find more quotes :)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 27, 2003, 08:41:10 am

from 10 things i hate about you:

patrick: hi there girly

____________________________

cameron: oh thank god usually they send down one of those audio visual geeks
micheal: *laughs* no i no what you mean i really do
extra: hey micheal where should i put the slides?
Micheal: micheal?

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: yoo_hoo on June 27, 2003, 02:12:04 pm

"Kerching!" *Paul Walker, 2F2F*

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Silmewen on June 27, 2003, 02:25:10 pm

"Now I'm a flyin' talkin' donkey!" -The Donkey on Shrek ;D
I don't know if it was said before, but I LOVE this line ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Hatice on June 27, 2003, 02:57:26 pm

Reserviour Dogs

[Mr. Pink comes and sees that Mr. Orange is shot in the stomach] Mr. Pink: Is it bad? Mr. White: As opposed to good?

Mr Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

Joe Cabot: And you are Mr. Pink. Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe Cabot: Cause you're a f*ggot, ok?

heheeeeeeeeeeee!! i love it! :)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 27, 2003, 03:06:46 pm

[stumbles up] "Oh, Benny, Benny, uh, thank you for the couch. mMike made me sleep under the sink"

Benny & Joon again. Yes, I know I have a problem. ;)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: lurky on June 28, 2003, 07:27:20 am

'God gave men brains bigger than dogs so they wouldn't hump womens legs at c0cktailparties'- Hackers

'Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs chause cramps, guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awfully, you might as well live!'-Girl, Interrupted

'-There's just too many buttons in the world just begging to be pressed. You know, just BEGGING, you know, they're just begging to be pressed! And it makes me wonder, you know, it really makes me f*cking wonder- Why doesn't anybody ever press mine? Why am I so neglected, why doesn't anybody just reach in and rip out the truth, and tell me that I'm a f*cking wh0re or that even my parents wish I were dead?!!!
-Because you're dead already, Lisa!!! No one cares if you die. Because you're DEAD ALREADY. You're heart is COLD. That's why you keep coming back here. You need this place, you need it to feel alive. It's pathetic.'- Girl, Interrupted

'TJ; Have you ever had sex with a man?
Gia; Yeah...Once.
TJ;And...?
Gia;...And I could have done THAT with a german shepherd.' -Gia

'Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my sould, it was worth it, for being allowed to walk anywere I've walked, wich was to hell on earth, to heaven on earth, and back again, into, under, far, in detween, through and above'- Gia

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 28, 2003, 12:09:50 pm

Clerk: We Greeks invented democracy
Doug: Yeah, you also invented homos!
Clerk: f*ck you!
Doug: You Wish, you better buy me dinner first.]
-Ghost World

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 28, 2003, 12:12:53 pm

Also from Ghost World (I love this movie):

Al: My name is Alan, and I will be your serve today.
Rebecca: Can we call you weird al?
~~~~~~~~~
Lady: So Enid, what are you studying? I feel I had an important part in how you turned out.
Enid: I'm taking a remedial art class for f*ck ups and retards.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 28, 2003, 12:15:22 pm

From American Beauty:

"He looks like a door to door bible salesman" (I find that a funny description)

Would you hold this
Sure. What is it?
Urine
What?
Don't worry, It's not mine.


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 28, 2003, 03:11:10 pm

how could I forget the austin powers trilogy?

"someone throw me a frickin bone here!"
-dr evil

Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
what? thats not mine! I sware. that's not my bag baby

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 28, 2003, 03:14:29 pm

i'm thinking up some many ones:

"Do not-GO IN THERE! Whew!"
-Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura pet detective

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 28, 2003, 05:32:43 pm

[quote author=SpadeR link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=90#msg224302 date=1056816590]
Clerk: We Greeks invented democracy
Doug: Yeah, you also invented homos!
Clerk: f*ck you!
Doug: You Wish, you better buy me dinner first.]
-Ghost World
[/quote]Lol! That's a good one.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 28, 2003, 10:11:07 pm

i know, i love that movie. have you seen it?

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Hatice on June 29, 2003, 07:58:17 am

[quote author=SpadeR link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=90#msg224308 date=1056816773]
Also from Ghost World (I love this movie):

Al: My name is Alan, and I will be your serve today.
Rebecca: Can we call you weird al?
~~~~~~~~~
Lady: So Enid, what are you studying? I feel I had an important part in how you turned out.
Enid: I'm taking a remedial art class for f*ck ups and retards.
[/quote]

hehe! I love that movie, Steve Buscemi is one of my fav actors :)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 29, 2003, 01:37:22 pm

Yep, I have seen it! 8)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Seiko_Elijah on June 29, 2003, 02:08:43 pm

:P Has anyone seen Tank Girl? Here's a weird quote:

"Like a piece of cheese...on the end of a fishhook- that's you."
:-\Weird.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Spaders55 on June 29, 2003, 02:13:04 pm

tank girl? I've never seen it...but it sounds really familar...

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: my_preciousss on June 29, 2003, 08:52:56 pm

''i cant do this sam'' from TTT i dont know why, it just gets to me, maybe its because he looks incredibly sexy there.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Madelaine25 on June 29, 2003, 10:52:46 pm

This isn't really a quote, but one of the funniest moments I've ever seen is in "Never Been Kissed" where Josie lets go of the condom and it hits the teacher in the face. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Mother Hen on June 29, 2003, 11:38:40 pm

I love the movie Clue. 'let us out let us out! Let us in let us in! HAH!
And A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum. Awesome flick.
And the Beatles movies A Hard Days Night and Help. Love love love those.
I could watch those over and over again like FOTR and TTT.....

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on June 30, 2003, 08:19:10 am

hey is that let us out one from the lion king or something like that?
how about this one

"Magatu's so hot he could take a sh!t wrap it in tin foil stick a couple of fish hooks on it and sell it as earings"... it somehow seems so less funny when written! he he he!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Hatice on June 30, 2003, 09:30:28 am

[quote author=Seiko_Elijah link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=105#msg226325 date=1056910123]
:P Has anyone seen Tank Girl? Here's a weird quote:

"Like a piece of cheese...on the end of a fishhook- that's you."
:-\Weird.
[/quote]

I've seen it :)

I taped it when I was young and still watch it. I love the tank girl character... so blunt..... so headstrong..... so nuts! :P

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Silivren on June 30, 2003, 06:10:26 pm

ooo! i love Tank Girl. that movie rocks my world!

and Clue is one of my FAV movies! Tim Currey is a GENIUS!!
"I'm a plant."
"I thought men like you were usually called a fruit."
CLASIC!

anyone seen DOGMA?? its one of my favs too. my favorite quote from there is when Matt and Ben are on the moving walkway
"Let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results"
"You can't be anal retentive if you dont have an anus."
"OutSTANDing work!"

btw. that movie was filmed in my city!! (Pittsburgh [USA]) the one scene when they are at the Mooby's restaurant...taht it literally down the street from my house. how sweet!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: MysticPretzel on June 30, 2003, 06:41:50 pm

i did a far bit of masterbating when i was younger. i never did it with baked goods though. -american pie

you gave mary jane a pearl necklace. how much did that cost? -half baked

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on June 30, 2003, 06:57:05 pm

[quote author=MysticPretzel link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=105#msg228642 date=1057012910]
i did a far bit of masterbating when i was younger. i never did it with baked goods though. -american pie
[/quote]
I love that movie..it's full of such great quotes ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on August 23, 2003, 01:55:51 pm

[quote author=Mother Hen link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=105#msg227156 date=1056944320]
And the Beatles movies A Hard Days Night and Help. Love love love those.
[/quote]
Me toooo :)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: iluvleo on August 23, 2003, 02:08:55 pm

King Arthur: There I've won.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: What are you talking about, your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What do you call that then?
Black night: (Pauses) I've had worse!
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy!

Best scene ever!!!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: aeris on August 23, 2003, 08:50:04 pm

These are from the X-Files. I know it's a tv-show and not a movie, but they're just too hilarious :)

-"I think he took the connecting flight"
(Mulder about a guy who was abducted by a UFO during a flight.)

-"Was that not enough of a tip?"
(Mr. Bruckman to a bellhop who picks up a knife.)

-"Now before anyone pass judgement, please keep in mind we're in the arctic."
(Mulder, as he strips for a physical exam)

-"Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?"
(guy shakes his head)
-"Have you checked everywhere?"

-"This isn't exactly in my job description."
-"Next thing you know they'll be doing it on MTV Sports."
(Mulder to Scully who is about to perform an autopsy on an elephant.)

-"I've got some dead man robbing jewelry stores and sending me haikus."

-"How many dishes do you have to break before your boss tosses you in an oven?"

-"I see the correlation, but just because I work for the federal government doesn't mean I'm an expert on c0ckroaches."

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: blackshirtredtie on August 23, 2003, 09:52:37 pm

[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=120#msg331557 date=1061661351]
[quote author=Mother Hen link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=105#msg227156 date=1056944320]
And the Beatles movies A Hard Days Night and Help. Love love love those.
[/quote]
Me toooo :)
[/quote]
YAY FOR BEATLES FANS! 8) THOSE MOVIES ARE GREAT.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: supervixen on August 24, 2003, 12:36:38 pm

"i fart in your general direction! your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." -Monty Python & the Holy Grail

"Your a fake and a phony and i wish i'd never laid eyes on you!"
"oooh, i bet that's not all she's laid on!" -Grease

"you wanna hold her?"
"yes"
"please her?"
"yes!"
"then you've got to, got to try a little tenderness!" -Shrek

"oh if it twere you, it twould be twerrific!" -Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"your womb.....is so.....POLLUTED!" and "say hello to my little friend!" -Scarface

"it's not ireland. it's MY island!", "who is this person who speaks to me as if i needed his advice?", and "they fought like warrior poets. they fought like scottsman. and they won their freedom." -Braveheart



Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Grawsywoll on August 24, 2003, 04:15:00 pm

"Opinions are like assholes sweetie... Everybody has one, and thinks everbody elses stinks!" ~ Dad from HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

"We've had one yes... What about second breakfast?!" ~Pippin from FOTR ::)

"Don't talk to it Merry... Don't encourage it!" ~ Pippin from TTT

"Its talking Merry... The trees talking!" ~ Pippin from TTT *sigh* ::)

"You need to find yourself a girl mate!" ~ Jack Sparrow from POTC

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: XoLuthieloX on August 24, 2003, 07:59:39 pm

Anything Jack said in PotC ^_____________^

Also, I love tons of lines from LotR so I won't post 'em all ;) But those are deff my two top movies, they have awesome dialogue and quotes ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on August 24, 2003, 08:09:14 pm

[quote author=XoLuthieloX link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=120#msg334858 date=1061769579]
Anything Jack said in PotC
[/quote]*agrees*

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

"We've reached a special place... Spiritually, economically, and grammatically."

"But WHY is the rum gone?"

"Sticks and stones love. I saved your life you saved mine, we're square."

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: XoLuthieloX on August 24, 2003, 08:17:53 pm

[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=120#msg334897 date=1061770154]
[quote author=XoLuthieloX link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=120#msg334858 date=1061769579]
Anything Jack said in PotC
[/quote]*agrees*

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

"We've reached a special place... Spiritually, economically, and grammatically."

"But WHY is the rum gone?"

"Sticks and stones love. I saved your life you saved mine, we're square."
[/quote]

My point exactly! *nods and claps* ;) :D

"No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"

"She's fine, just like I promised. And she's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised. And you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

Absolutely brilliant lines ^____^

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElijahWoodLova9 on August 25, 2003, 12:41:27 am

a wizard is never late..nor is he early..he arives presisly when he means 2!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: iluvleo on August 25, 2003, 08:47:38 am

"But why the rum?"

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Raiwen on August 25, 2003, 09:14:06 am

i love all the lines from the frighteners. "Flies Stuart. Thats what you give me. Flies. Tell me, why is it flies stick to you guys like shit to a blanket?"

"If I wanted to get shot at all day, Id move my black ass to Los Angeles!"

I love that movie. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: iluvleo on August 25, 2003, 09:36:37 am

Do you understand the words that are comin' out of my mouth?

Chris Tucker is so funny

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on August 29, 2003, 04:12:10 am

argh i just remembered good old billy madison

"i feel everyone is now dumber from listening to your speach" he he he!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: miSsliPgLoSoNastiK on August 29, 2003, 04:29:28 am

From the Emporer's New Groove:

It's brilliant! Brilliant I tell you! Genious, I say! ...Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elijahfan12 on August 29, 2003, 03:43:14 pm

that movie with chris rock nd he is likes n old man

"your momma so ugly they wont even let her talk on the radio" bahaha ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: iluvleo on August 29, 2003, 03:44:44 pm

"So you're saying you're gonna set my Country Music Award on fire?"

I love Supertroopers

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: animesailor on August 30, 2003, 04:24:39 am

this isnt my ultimate favorite but i like this one

"habronattus orbus - the jumper"

hehe, 8 legged freaks

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on August 30, 2003, 09:37:08 am

i am on a bit of a billy madison thing! he he he!
bus driver: me and her GOT IT ON!
billy: no you didnt
bus driver: no no no we didnt, but a friend of mine and she did
billy: no no they didnt
bus driver: yeh but you can imagine what it would be like

shallow hal
jason alexander: yeh... well at least i've got a bigger willy
hal: *pauses for ages* bigger than a mouses
J.A: what was that?
hal: i said its bigger than a mouses
J.A: yeh i heard what you said but it took you like 8 seconds. you cant have a quip after 8 seconds its why they call it a quip. you have 2 seconds 4 tops.


guy: hal if you could choose between a woman with half a brain or a woman missing one breast what would you choose?
hal: ooooooooooo tough one... hows the other breast is it big? can i squeeze it?

lol

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on August 30, 2003, 09:43:41 am

[quote author=*ANna* link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=135#msg345072 date=1062250628]
i am on a bit of a billy madison thing! he he he!
bus driver: me and her GOT IT ON!
billy: no you didnt
bus driver: no no no we didnt, but a friend of mine and she did
billy: no no they didnt
bus driver: yeh but you can imagine what it would be like

[/quote]
Lol! I love this movie! My fav Adam Sandler one.. Chris Farley was great ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on August 30, 2003, 09:54:11 am

yeh lol! it is such a good movie!


Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ejwood_lover on September 01, 2003, 01:44:05 am

I love Adam Sandler movies...

Wedding Singer:
"Once again information that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"
"Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

Happy Gilmore:
"How about I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay...I just may, what do you say?"
"Give it a little tappy, tap,tap,taparoo!"

Billy Madison:
"Sooooo hot, want to touch the hinny."
"I see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words, I'm deaf!" (pointing to ear)

Non Adam Sandler movie
Evolution:
"forget the foreplay...we just got screwed!"
i just saw this movie like two days ago for the first time...its pretty funny...

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: supervixen on September 01, 2003, 11:07:57 am

[quote author=°cLøsË®tOthËëdgË° link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=120#msg343451 date=1062145768]
fRoM thE eMpErorS nEw gRoOvE:

'i'll tUrN hiM iNtO a flEa, a °hAaArMlEsS° littlE flEa. thEn i'll pUt thAt flEa iN a boX, aNd i'll pUt thAt boX iNsidE anOthEr boX, aNd thEn i'll mAiL thAt boX tO mYsElF! aNd whEn it arrivEs.. i'll sA-mAsH it witH a hAmmEr! itS bRilliaNt, bRilliaNt i tEll yOu! gEnioUs i saY! ..oR, tO sAvE oN pOstAgE, i'll juSt pOisoN hiM witH tHiS!'

sOrrY, i'vE bEeN tHiNkiNg aBoUt thAt qUotE aLL daY. hAd tO gEt it oUt
[/quote]

i LOVE The Emperor's New Groove!!! it's absolutely HILARIOUS!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: BubblesR4fun on September 05, 2003, 12:46:20 pm

" everyone will suffer"- The Ring

IT's just plain creepy

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: hersheykisses879 on October 11, 2003, 03:02:12 pm

"the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"- moulin rouge

"The hills are alive with the sound of music... I LOVE IT, nuthing funny I just like talent"- Moulin Rouge ((gotta watch that part to get it))

there are really good quotes in The Princess Bride but I can't think of any right now

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: iluvleo on October 11, 2003, 10:34:55 pm

INCONCEIVABLE!!

HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Debbie on October 12, 2003, 06:01:10 pm

[glow=green,2,300]"THERES NO SPOON"
NEO- MATRIX[/glow]

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: hersheykisses879 on October 13, 2003, 02:33:26 pm

I also love the quote from Center stage ((even though they took it out)) "I'm seeing someone, she doesnt know i see her, but I see her!"

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElwoodFanatic on October 13, 2003, 09:53:51 pm

My favorites are from FotR. ::)

Frodo: Just shut your eyes and imagine you're back in your own bed with a soft mattress and a lovely feather pillow.
Sam: It's not working Mr. Frodo. I'm never gonna be able to sleep out here.
Frodo: Me neither Sam.
I love how Elijah says neither. :D

Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Pippin: Any rate, you need people of intelligence for this sort of mission...quest...thing.
Merry: Well that rules YOU out Pip.

Frodo: Mordor, Gandalf; is it left or right?
Gandalf: Left.

Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No, he's thinking.
Pippin: Merry.
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry.

Gandalf to Pippin: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.

Pippin: What about elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, supper? He knows about them doesn't he?

Gandalf: Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve to live. Can you give it to them Frodo?
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

And two from The Wedding Planner:

Mossimo: Manly bonding!
His accent is sooo funny! :)

Mary: You smell like...pickles and grilled cheese sandwiches.
Steve: Yeah, I get that all the time.

Oh yeah, and some from Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack: I think we've reached a good place...spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

Jack: Elizabeth, it would have never worked between us. (Looks down) I'm sorry.

Will: I practice three hours a day so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it! ;D
That's such a great movie!

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: LleMellon on October 14, 2003, 03:51:24 am

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Rhett Butler to Scarlett in Gone with the Wind....

Actually...did you know?

The original quote in the book was My Dear, I don't give a damn!....as if this, one of the most famous quotes of all time, wasn't powerful enough, Hollywood added the "FRANKLY" to give it more effect! Who woulda thunk?

Lots of love alwys, Jessica

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: LleMellon on October 14, 2003, 03:53:28 am

Oh and by the way....I absolutely LOVe the relationship between Merry and Pippin (sorry that this has no relevance) I love how they are both always sparring in their words, because it's just naturla to me and my gfriends...and although to outsiders it would seem unnatural, it is also something that shows just how close i am to my friends, because I just wouldn't spar with anyone! they have to be witty, outgoing, loud and hyper and highly sarcastic, just like me!

Lots of love always, jessica

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: iluvleo on October 15, 2003, 12:48:00 pm

Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret? The grand adventure? You spent three days lying on the beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.



Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

Monkey!

Well, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
At least once more Miss Swann, as always.

Swoon, i love WILL TURNER

No one. He's no one. Aunt's nephew's cousin twice removed on my mother's side. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.

Elizabeth... It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. Will... Nice hat.

Sorry this is so long, but come on its POTC



Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElwoodFanatic on October 15, 2003, 05:00:11 pm

Fabulous quotes, Lij'sLady!!! I love Will!!! :o ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elijahfan12 on October 15, 2003, 05:03:11 pm

i like the one in School of Rock when jack black says .."i know these kids touched me ..and ive touched them" ..bahaha :D ..ya gotta see it ;)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: WackoJacko20000 on October 15, 2003, 06:18:00 pm

These ones are from 'Zoolander':

"THE GUY'S ONLY GOT ONE LOOK! I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKIN' CRAZY PILLS HERE!" - Mugatu
"ONE LOOK?! ONE LOOK! I'LL SHOW YOOOU OOONE LOOOK!" - Derek Zoolander

"What is this?! A school for ants?! It's gotta be at least... THREE TIMES BIGGER!"

"I'm pretty sure there's more to life than just being really, really good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is."

"I used to be... bulimic." - Matilda
*Silence*
"You can read minds?!" - Derek Zoolander

"A male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because... we have chiselled abs, stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline accident..."

"I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure!"

“I caught my reflection in a spoon at the cafeteria, and I remember thinking ‘Wow, you are ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you can do that for a career.’”

;D

~*Jackie*~

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: ElijahsSparkplug on October 15, 2003, 06:20:23 pm

That movie always cracks me up, lmao. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: aluap on October 16, 2003, 03:35:41 am

"Bear left, bear left....frog right, frog right" - Muppet Treasure Island

"You have no power over me" - Labyrinth

"I spoke to God, she says 'Hey!'" - Empire Records

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: Ema on October 16, 2003, 05:21:53 pm

its not exactly a quote but on jonny english the popes pants get pulled down and on his boxers it says "jesus is coming... look busy"
you can get t-shirts with that on them now .. how kewl! 8)

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: supervixen on October 16, 2003, 07:01:54 pm

"How deer you kill the kings dare?"

"Sir, wasn't your mole on the other side?
I have a mole?!?!"
-Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Title: Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: elwoodsgal18 on April 04, 2004, 05:38:41 pm



"Rabbit is good.. Rabbit is wise.."
"We've got cows!!!!"

yeah and a whole lot of others ;D

thenn theres the ones from lotr, of course..

i'll make it breif..

all of sams TTT speech
Theoden's ROTK speech
Aragorn's ROTK speech

ehehe ;D



Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: breebree16 on April 04, 2004, 10:16:58 pm

tee here are some for you guys
---

(after Elizabeth has destroyed all the rum)
Jack: "It must have been terrible for you Jack, it must have been terrible." Well it bloody well is now!
-Pirates of the Caribbean
----

Mollie: Where are the parachutes?

James: Parachutes? There are no parachutes.

Mollie: No parachutes? Didn't you ever see 'Sweet Dreams'? 'The Buddy Holly Story'? 'La Bamba'?

James: There's a big difference. They're, like, rock legends, and we're not.    
-Look Who's Talking
----

Duckie: Blane? Blane! His name is Blane? That's a major appliance, not a name!.
-Pretty In Pink
----

Maggie: In this basment?

Dennis: Yes in this basment! If it was next door, I wouldn't give a sh*t!
-13 Ghosts
----

Greogie: (reading a Playboy) Dad what's a rack?

Peter: (snatches magizen) Its a country
-Bringing Down the House
----
(finding ice in the garage where they had kept a frozen caveman)

Dave: He melted..

Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's
-Encino Man
----

Michaelangelo: Guys, guys! I've just figured out how to solve all our housing problems! Time share!

Donatello: (taps on Michaelangelo's head) Hmmm, not quite ripe yet.    
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie
----
Simon: Uh oh, Dad's blind again
-Safe Passage

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: elwoodsgal18 on April 04, 2004, 10:24:50 pm

"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you"
"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die"


"You mock my pain"
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

i heart princess pride ;D

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on April 04, 2004, 10:30:32 pm

I luuuurve Inigo. He's such an awesome character and Mandy played him well. I saw the movie before I read the book - but I think Mandy was the perfect fit. Awww...such a great story. So hilarious too. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on April 05, 2004, 01:44:20 am

ooooooooo i have so many!

vito : YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! - the godfather

rocco: f*ck, F*CK, FU*KING F*CK FU*CK O MY ...F*CK
conner: well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word - boondock saints

Al pacinos speach at the end of scent of a woman

pippin: it comes in pints?! im getting one! -fotr

jack: human hair... from my back POTC

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Fool of a Took on April 05, 2004, 09:31:52 pm

Oh...I love movie quotes.
Here are a few:

From Old School:
-We're going to get so much ass here... like boy band ass - Beanie
-Blue you're my boy! - Frank

Pulp Fiction:
-Any of you f*ckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother f*ckin' last one of ya.
-Bring out the Gimp.
-Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with? - Jules

Finding Nemo:
-I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. - Dory

Dogma:
-Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the faces you people make mid-coitus. - Metatron

-Were they sent to Hell? - Bethany
Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history - Metatron
*I love this one...especially since I live in Wisconsin*

-Dude, I know they were just kids, but we kicked their f*cking pube-less asses - Jay

The Breakfast Club:
-Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? - Bender
-Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. -Bender

High Fidelity:
-Get your patchouli stink outta my store. - Rob
-Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst f*ckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater. - Barry

And last but not least
10 Things I Hate About You:
-Remove head from sphincter, then drive! - Kat





Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: blackshirtredtie on April 06, 2004, 03:41:54 am

Basically anything from the Austin Powers movies and from Nature Calls.
For example from Austin Powers:
Dr. Evil: I've got a whole bag of "SHHH" with your name on it! >__<
and from Nature Calls:
"Slinky, slinky, everybody loves a slinky!"
But those are just a couple. ;D

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on April 06, 2004, 01:41:21 pm

When a problem comes along..you must zip it. *whip sound* Zip it good. 8)

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: blackshirtredtie on April 07, 2004, 01:14:25 am

LOL Mer. Remind me where thats from?

Ok, I really had to edit what i said because it was extremely stupid. Too bad you couldn't have seen it.And you will never know what it was. ;D :P

Ok heres some good quotes (I found a good site with movie quotes 8) )
Ferris Bueller's Day Off-
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullsh.t. It's on European
Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
-Ferris

"What are we going to do?"
"The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
"Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. Please don't say we're not going to take the car home."
"If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? Neither would I."
-Sloan, Ferris, and Cameron

Austin Powers

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
-Dr. Evil

Ghostbusters

"Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d-ckless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes sir, it's true. This man has no d-ck."
-Ray, Walter Peck, and the Mayor assigning the blame for the fact that NYC has just become the most haunted place in history

Home Movies (a really funny cartoon on adult swim--which is on cartoon network)
Perry: I think we're ready for this.
Walter: You think so?
Perry: Yeah, you know why?
Walter: Why?
Perry: Because I can feel it in here.
Walter: Where are you pointing?



Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Miss ANna on April 07, 2004, 07:01:07 am

shallow hal

jason alexander: yeh well at least i have a bigger willy
hal: *after long time* bigger than a mouses
jason: what?!
hal: i said its bigger than a mouses
jason: i heard what you said but it took you like... 8 seconds. you can have a quip after 8 seconds thats why they call it a quip. you have 4 seconds 5 max.


toy story
potato head: hey look im picaso... you uncultured swine


Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: HerMajesty on April 07, 2004, 09:29:45 pm

[quote author=Yes, I DO have a mullet link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=150#msg582162 date=1081314865]
LOL Mer. Remind me where thats from?[/quote]

Austin Powers??!

[quote author=Yes, I DO have a mullet link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=150#msg582162 date=1081314865]
I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
-Ferris
[/quote]
I love Ferris. :D

[quote author=Yes, I DO have a mullet link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=150#msg582162 date=1081314865]
"Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d-ckless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes sir, it's true. This man has no d-ck."
[/quote]

That quote...NEVER fails to crack me up..Hahahaha. It's such a good line! I also love Venkman.

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: blackshirtredtie on April 07, 2004, 09:43:25 pm

[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=150#msg583299 date=1081387785]
[quote author=Yes, I DO have a mullet link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=150#msg582162 date=1081314865]
LOL Mer. Remind me where thats from?[/quote]

Austin Powers??!

[/quote]
:-\ I knew it was from one of the Austin Powers movies but I didn't know which one.

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: streeturchin on April 07, 2004, 10:18:19 pm

Some faves:

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

--John Cusack, at dinner with Diane and her dad, in Say Anything.

From Raising Arizona:

Gale: Okay! This is a robbery. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.
Little Old Guy: Well which is it young fella--you want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Cuz if'n I freeze, I can't likely drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion.


And two from Dolores Claiborne, played by Kathy Bates:

“Now you listen to me, Mr. Grand Poobah of upper butt crack! I’m just about half past give-a-shit with your fun and games."

"Sometimes you gotta be a high-ridin' bitch to survive."







Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: flow_in_WonderLand on April 08, 2004, 02:39:26 pm

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[quote author=HerMajesty link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=45#msg202959 date=1055656817]
[quote author=EJW2003 link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=45#msg202727 date=1055627936]

Frodo: I can't do this Sam!
Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam?
Sam: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for.


[/quote]
This quote always brings tears to my eyes. :)[/quote]
[/quote]

Me too... :'( i really really love this quote, it's one of my favorite in lotr, with the aragorn' speech and the one of theoden also in rotk

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: flow_in_WonderLand on April 08, 2004, 03:10:04 pm

sorry for the double post...

In POTC
Jack to Will :
"if you were wainting for the oppurtuned moment, it was there..." ;D (or something like this) love his face when he says that...


**SPOILERS**


and in Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Sands to "El" Mariachi:
-"it is so good that when i finish with it, i pay my check, walk straight to the kitchen and shoot the cook. And that's what i would like from you right now, (...)"
-"Do you want me to shoot the cook?"
-"No I 'll shoot the cook, (...)"

i found it was funny the way how he was speaking quietly about the fact he was going to shoot the cook... and he did it... ::)

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: ChickenNRiceIsNice on April 09, 2004, 01:01:07 pm

Old School

Woman: What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll f*cking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.

Mitch: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a f*ggot. You're in the backseat.

Starsky & Hutch

Starsky: [Speaking in a deep Brooklyn-ish accent to prepare for a disguise] Do me a favor, tip your hat a little bit forward. Just a bit. COME ON, DO IT, DO IT!
Hutch: Would you stop it. That accent's making you sound crazy.

Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Patrick: Well, when we were doing her last week, I fell in love with her.
Stan: You fell in love with her? She was unconscious.
Patrick: Yeah, but she looked so beautiful... I stole her panties as well.
Stan: You what?
Patrick: Her panties. Well, I mean, they're not... I mean, they were clean and everything.


American Pie2
Stifler: I will kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality.

Trumpet Kid: You suck, retard.
Jim: I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy.
[rams the kid in the face with his trombone]

Cheaper by the Dozen
Neighbor: Is Jake your only child?
Kate: Oh no. We have 12.
Tom: I could not keep her off of me.

Nora: Oh honey, there just welcoming you into the family.
Hank: They set me on fire.


50 First Dates

Doug: The guys at the diner left you thome thpam and reethes piethes.
Henry: Oh.
Doug: I love thpam and reethes piethes, can I have them?
Henry: I guess you can.
Doug: Okay!

Marlin: Doug, lay off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

random quote..
from the Oscars..Loved it

Billy Crystal: And there's Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive. Did I just say that out loud? You know Johnny's nominated for playing Jack Valenti's worst nightmare - a slightly gay pirate.






Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elijahjovi on April 09, 2004, 11:47:03 pm

[quote author=}i{ Midori }i{ link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=0#msg187033 date=1054790348]
"SHHHWING!!!!"
Wayne and Garth-Wayne's World

"We don't got a candy machine in the boys room!"
Duckie-Pretty in Pink

"Let's Plow!"
Duckie-Pretty in Pink

"I feel like a defective typewriter! I skipped a period!"
Rizo-Grease

....only to name a few! ^o^
[/quote]

or "Don't drink and drive... that's why I ride a bike"
Duckie- PIP

"Blaine? His name is Blaine? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name! "
Duckie-PIP

"When I have it really bad for a girl, I drive past her house on my bike everyday"

"No more yanky my wanky"
Long Duck Don sp?-Sixteen Candles

"Life moves pretty fast..If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you might just miss it"
Ferris Bueller- FB's Day Off

"I'm afraid that train has sailed"
Austin Powers -AP International Man of Mystery

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put a dress and dressed like a girl bunny"
Garth -WW


"I'd like to get by now"
Garth -WW

"What am I? Just some chimp with you always as Garth?"
Garth- WW

"Psycho hose beast"
Wayne -WW

"Linda, you're a b*tch"
little kid- Wedding Singer

"Match in the gas tank...boom boom"
Gilbert-What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

"Hansel...so hot right now"
Mugatu-Zoolander

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
Princess Bride

"Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher" "As you wish"
Princess Bride

"The little girl must have it"
Muppet Treasure Island

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse"
Godfather

"I knew it was you. You broke my heart"
Godfather


I can't stop... lol

Rachel~

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: elijahjovi on April 09, 2004, 11:49:28 pm

[quote author=*ANna* link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=15#msg189334 date=1054910200]
he he he as i have posted a million times
from monty python life of brian
Brian: you are all individuals
Crowd: yes we are all individuals
Guy in Crowd: im not
ha ha ha!
my fav all time speech in a movie is from scent of a woman al pacinos speech at the end but i cant remember it all

[/quote]

Speaking of Monty Python:
http://www.wilken.freeserve.co.uk/Montypython/Songs/song15.htm
Every Sperm Is Sacred
Composers: David Howman & Andre Jacquemin
Authors: Michael Palin & Terry Jones
From the Movie 'The Meaning of Life'

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!


Rachel~

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Daniella_Isilren on April 11, 2004, 11:54:38 am

[quote author=flow_in_WonderLand link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=150#msg584177 date=1081451404]
sorry for the double post...




**SPOILERS**


and in Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Sands to "El" Mariachi:
-"it is so good that when i finish with it, i pay my check, walk straight to the kitchen and shoot the cook. And that's what i would like from you right now, (...)"
-"Do you want me to shoot the cook?"
-"No I 'll shoot the cook, (...)"

i found it was funny the way how he was speaking quietly about the fact he was going to shoot the cook... and he did it... ::)
[/quote]

Excactly but it was a bit disgusting.
"I can't see f-mook I haven't got any eyes" Or something along those lines ::)

I have another one... I had another one...
Oh I have another one:

"You were like WHOA! And we were like WHOA! and then you were like whoa..." - Finding Nemo.

and I have loads of other ones that I can't think of right now...argh hate it when that happens >:(

Title: Re:Your Favorite Movie Quotes
Post by: starpril on April 14, 2004, 12:29:38 am

[quote author=Tari link=board=4;threadid=7367;start=15#msg190390 date=1054961844]
Found another one!


Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Fletcher: "Depends on how long you were following me."
Cop: "Let's start from the top."
Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
Cop: "Is that all?"
Fletcher: "No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets."
- Liar, Liar


[/quote] lol...Jim Carrey. what a classic.

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: laureawen on April 14, 2004, 01:07:47 am

"Little, big, little, big ... I do not know, we will find out" - How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Hyper_gurl on April 14, 2004, 07:54:32 am

Stop blowing holes in my ship!- Jack Sparrow

"I live in an aneme, a menema an amen"- Nemo

Ill be back with more

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Hyper_gurl on April 14, 2004, 10:03:58 am

man-"what is the velocity of an unlaiden swallow"
king arthur-"what, african or european?"
man-"I don't know that"
servent-"how did you know that"
arthur-"a king must know these things"

Frenchman-"your muzzer was a hampster and your fazzer smelt of elder berries!"

Frenchman-"i am french you silly king! why do you zink i ave zis outragous french accent?
arthur-"well what are you doing in britain?"
frenchman-"none of you bizness!"

George-"its a thingy! a fiendish thingy!"

the frau from Young Frankenstien-"yes! he was my....BOYFRIEND!"

Renton(i think thats his name)-"i chose not to chose life. i chose something different. and the reasons? there are no reasons."
and
-"It f***ing s**te being Skottish!"

kid-"you know your gonna get laid more than anyother guy in school"!
Leo-"really?"

and i shall be back again when i remember the rest!

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Raiwen on April 14, 2004, 10:10:59 am


Quote:
-"It f***ing s**te being Skottish!"


lol, greatest speech ever from Trainspotting:

"I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f*cking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a sh*te state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f*cking difference."

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Seiko_Elijah on April 16, 2004, 06:19:59 pm

ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES:
"I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!" - Sheriff
*Later on* "Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe or--"
"--Because it's DULL you twit, it'll HURT MORE!"
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"What do you smell?" *sniff sniff* "Manflesh!" LOTR: TTT
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MASTER & COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (deleted scene)
Billy Boyd: *reading* Ass?
Doctor: "Well exactly..."

There's too many classic lines! I could type this up all day!

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: vero_27 on April 16, 2004, 10:16:12 pm

"Today is a good day to die" - Kiefer Sutherland in Flatliners

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"

"Run Forest Run"

"A diversion" Lol

"You...shall not...pass" (or something like that :-\)

I have more, but i can´t remember... ::)

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Frodo_Ubsessed on April 16, 2004, 10:49:25 pm

"Oh look, Potter! You've got your self a girlfriend!"
-Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton) HP2
"Scared Potter?" "You wish!"
-Draco(Tom F.) and Harry(Daniel R.) HP2
"Why is the rum gone?!"
-Capt. Jack Sparrow(Johnny D.)POTC
"Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
- '' '' ''
"Mommy?"
-Sam(Johnny D.) Benny and Joon
I have tons of favorite movie quotes! ::)

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: vero_27 on April 17, 2004, 10:03:26 am

I have more ;D

"Life is like a box of chocolates" Forest Gump

"Mind that tree!" HP2

"Lo..o..se..er" Ace Ventura

"I see dead people" Sixth sense

"Good morning angels" "Good morning Charlie"

"Ogres are like onions" "They stink?" Shrek

"This my friend, is a pint" LOTR

"I rather spend a lifetime with you than the eternity alone" (or sometihing like that) LOTR

"I´m the king of the world" Titanic

"Sabine...forgive me please" The 3 musketeers


Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: elwoodsgal18 on April 17, 2004, 10:16:37 am

[quote]man-"what is the velocity of an unlaiden swallow"
king arthur-"what, african or european?"
man-"I don't know that"
servent-"how did you know that"
arthur-"a king must know these things"

Frenchman-"your muzzer was a hampster and your fazzer smelt of elder berries!"

Frenchman-"i am french you silly king! why do you zink i ave zis outragous french accent?
arthur-"well what are you doing in britain?"
frenchman-"none of you bizness!"[/quote]
ahh MONTY PYTHON!!!!!

rawk on ;D

"What a strange person..." - galahad

"Can't i have at least some of the peril?"
"No, it's unhealthy."
"I bet you're gay!"
"i'm not!"


launcelot & galahad. ::)

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Frodo_Ubsessed on April 17, 2004, 12:04:37 pm

Hehe! I love some of those you posted Annas! Oh another one!

"Elizabeth, I should have told you everyday ever since the day I met you...I love you." (something like that) POTC ::)

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: lijs_rocker_chic on April 17, 2004, 07:48:26 pm

OMG I CANT BELIEVE ENCINO MAN HASNT BEEN QUOTED!!!

ok here are a few of my fave

Encino Man
Dave: Matt Wilson? What a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously bro, and--dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh!--and he's got his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of me. He has 18-inch bi's--mine are only 4--plus he walks like this.
[struts in a manly fashion]
Stoney: The nugs fully lose it.

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Link: Weeze the juice!

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Stoney: But David, I am popular!
Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one.

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Dave: He melted..
Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some ho-ho's

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Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.

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Mexican guy (in Spanish): "Didn't I tell you that if I caught you with my girl, I would kill you?"
Link (in Spanish): "The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?"

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It's your cavenug!

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He's dope, I'd go out with him!

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So don't tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

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Weird Science

If you get the chance, shower with them...I did, It's a mindscrambler....oh it hurts so good

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You are so up-tight, your middle name is tense! Wyatt tense O'Donnely

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I can be a real bitch if I don't get what I want

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I've whipped up this nasty little suare at Wyatt's house. It's going to be chips, dips, chains, whips; your regular high school orgy.

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Back To The Future

Jigawatt! What the hell is a jigawatt!

Marty:Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear? Dr.Emmett Brown:Hey,hey,keep rolling there!No,no,no,no,this sucker's eletrical.

Lorraine:When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy. Linda: Then how am I ever supposed to ever meet anybody? Lorraine: Well, it'll just happen, like the was I met your father. Linda: That was so stupid! Grampa hit him with the car!

roads? where were going we dont need roads= Classic!

and im to tired to do anymore and i think my post is big enough lol

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Esme on April 18, 2004, 02:00:46 pm

ZOOLANDER
"that's Hansel, he's so hot right now"
-
"the files are in the computer"
"there in the computer?"
-
Derek: "Who am I?"
Reflection:"Your Derek Zoolander"
Derek: "No, who am I"
Reflection: "I don't no"
Derek: "Well I guess I have a lot of things to ponder"
Hansel: "The results are in amego, what's left to ponder?"

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Esme on April 18, 2004, 02:15:28 pm

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

Lestat: How did you manage to slip through the 50's in red velvet?
Marius: I slept.
Lestat: You didn't miss much. Elvis.
Marius: Elvis, yes.

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Akasha: Join me or die!

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Lestat: We are the powerful, we should walk fearless in the open!

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Akasha: I have come to give you the world.

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Marius: She takes pleasure in only one thing: destroying life.

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Akasha: [to Lestat, regarding Jesse] I would like for you to kill her

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Jesse: Boo
Lestat: Boo back

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Lifestyle Journalist: Do you have anything you want to say to the other vampires?
Lestat: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Lifestyle Journalist: What is that?
Lestat: Come out, come out, where ever you are.

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Akasha: See my children, remember your real family, or join hers.

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Lestat: I don't have time for this.
Jesse: All a vampire has is time.
Lestat: Not this one!

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Jesse: Thanks.
Lestat: For what?
Jesse: You saved me.
Lestat: How presumptuous.

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Lestat: Well, that makes you a very clever librarian, Talamascan. I knew I left that journal somewhere. So, was it a good read?
Jesse: It touched me.
Lestat: Did it now? Don't worry, Jesse. Your kind never satisfied my thirst.

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Lestat: You're beautiful to me because you're human. Your frailty. Your short years. Your heart. All that suddenly seems more precious than anything I've ever known.
Jesse: I'm not as precious as you think.

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Akasha: You're bold like your music. You live your life in the open like I did, long ago, when I had a king.
Lestat: Had a king?
Akasha: He is no more. Now you are my consort.

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Lestat: A London goth. It's funny. I would have pegged you for a Talamascan.
Jesse: Maybe in another lifetime.
LA Groupie: I'm an a Episcopalian!
Roger: And I'm a friggin Buddhist. Uh, Lestat...
Lestat: Roger, would you take our little Episcopalian back to church?

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Lestat: From that moment on, they were my friends, my children, my band. Giving the world a new god... me.

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[Teaching Lestat how to kill]
Marius: Appreciate your prey.

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Lestat: Boo. That was quite a preformance. You should learn to be more careful. So, you know Marius?
Jesse: I know alot of things.
Lestat: Not how to stay alive, apparently.
Jesse: O, I guess we have that in common, though I think I'm a little ahead of the race, here.
Lestat: Well, I can fix that.
Jesse: Your song "Redeemer" is about the girl with the violin?
Lestat: Yes. And what else do you think you know?
Jesse: You want...
Lestat: What do I want?
Jesse: You yearn...
Lestat: What do I yearn... what do I yearn...
Jesse: To walk with the living... out of the cold dark waste land of eternity.
Lestat: Very good, Talamascan. I knew I left that journal somewhere.

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Lestat: Akasha!
Akasha: Why so surprised to see me, my love. You've called, I've come.
Lestat: My love?

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Marius: In all those years I've kept them not once.
Lestat: Not until tonight, and she chose me.
Marius: I chose you.

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Lestat: Many times I've called for Marius, but there was no answer. Just the endless precession of days, months, years... My teacher left me to my darkest lesson, that in the end, we are alone, and there is nothing but the cold, dark wasteland of eternity.

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London vampire: Your host... what's his name?
Jesse: Marius?
London vampire 2: Marius... Don't know the guy
Jesse: Of course you wouldn't, he's an ancient.
London vampire 3: There aren't any ancients left.
London vampire: They all turned to dust.
London vampire 2: So unless you got him in a bottle somewhere...
Jesse: You know you're brave joking like that, I wish you could meet him.
London vampire 2: And why's that?
Jesse: Because you might learn something.

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Club Vampire: Fancy him do you?
Akasha: He reminds me of someone I knew long ago.
Club Vampire: Well all he's going to remind you of is a pile of bones. We're going to dismember him and set him on fire.
Akasha: Really? Is that what you're going to do?

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David Talbot: Can I ask...?
Jesse: What's it like?
David Talbot: Yes.
Jesse: Do you want to find out?
David Talbot: Me? No, no - I'm too old to live forever.

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[Maharet has just become a living statue]
Armand: She drank Akasha's last drop. She took Akasha's death into herself.
Marius: No, she sleeps.

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Journalist: Yes, but these other vampires aren't they going to be pissed off at you giving away their secrets?
Lestat: Mmmmm...I imagine they are...Yes...!

TAKE MY HAND-NOW BE ALIVE

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Esme on April 18, 2004, 02:32:53 pm

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

Elizabeth: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.

Jack Sparrow: Move away.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Please move?
Will Turner: No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
[To Commodore]
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you.
[To Elizabeth]

Yeah, lengthy I know

TAKE MY HAND-NOW BE ALIVE

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Esme on April 18, 2004, 03:10:21 pm

Stand by Me


Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy?....
Teddy: He's a dog, he's definitely a dog...
Chris: He can't be a dog he wears a hat and drives a car....
Vern: Yeah, that is weird. What the hell is Goofy?

Teddy: Jesus H. bald-headed Christ!

Gordie: f*ck writing, I don't want to be a writer. It's stupid, it's a stupid waste of time.
Chris: Now that's your dad talking.
Gordie: Bullshit.
Chris: Bull true.

Teddy: This is my age. I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once.
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.

Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
Teddy: Hey, I'm French, alright?
Chris: Your garbage cans are knocked over and your dogs pregnant.
Teddy: Hey, I said I was French.


Gordie: Do you think I'm weird?
Chris: Definitely.
Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird?
Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody's weird.

[Chris drags Gordie behind the building to show him his gun.]
Gordie: Walking talking Jesus!

Gordie: Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood.

Gordie: No, seriously, do you think I'm weird?
Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everyone's weird.

Vern: Ha! Ha! Very funny, what am I gonna eat?
Teddy: Why don't you eat your dick?
Chris: It'll be a small meal!

Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving.
Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.

Gordie: Shut up!
Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.
Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
Grown Gordie: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.

Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?
Teddy: You wish.

Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Cherry Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. There's no doubt about it.

Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit.
Teddy: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.

Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you, cracked?
Vern: No I saw him on tv the other day he was holding 5 elephants in 1 hand.
Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: I guess you're right. It would be a good fight though.

Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie?
Gordie: You can do anything you want, man.
Chris: Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.
Gordie: I'll see ya.
Chris: Not if I see you first.

Grown Gordie: [voiceover] It happens sometimes. Friends come in and out of our lives like busboys in a restaurant.

Milo: Looney, looney, looney.
Teddy: I'm gonna rip your head off and SHIT down your neck!!!

Grown Gordie: I never had any friends later on like those I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

[after they had dinner]
Vern: Nothing like a smoke after a meal!
Teddy: Yeah......I cherish these moments!
[group chuckles]
Teddy: What? What did I say?

Chris: Suck my fat one? Who told you, you had a fat one, Lachance?
Gordie: Fattest one in four counties.

Ace: What are you gonna do shoot all of us?
Gordie: No Ace, just you.

Gordie: Does the word retarded mean anything to you?

Gordie: Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? They just keep on wagon-training.

Teddy: You die, Chambers!

Vern: You guys wanna go see a dead body?

Chris: You wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?

[after being handed a gun]
Gordie: Is it loaded?
Chris: Shit no, what do you think I am, stupid?
[gun goes off]
Chris & Gordie: JESUS!!!

Eyeball: All my girlfriend will let me do is touch her tits.

Chris: I just wish I could go someplace where nobody knows me.
[He starts crying]

Teddy: Did your mother have any kids that lived?
Vern: What do you mean?
Teddy: Jesus.

Vern: That's strange! What the hell is Goofy?

Ace: We'll get you for this.
Chris: Maybe you will and maybe you won't.
Ace: Oh, we will.

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Person on April 18, 2004, 09:46:48 pm

Joel: Is there any risk of brain damage?
Howard: Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?" - The Girl next door

Derek: D'you see this? [Pulls down shirt to reveal huge swastika tattoo on his chest] This means "Not welcome".
-American History X

Michael Corleone: I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.
-The Godfather Part II

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.

Happy Gilmore: Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass ball.
-Happy Gilmore

Listen to me little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your f*ckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!"
-BASEketball ;D

Beavis: This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Or like a 7-11, or something.
-Beavis and Butthead Do America

Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the f*ckin' munchies real bad... what about you?
-Road Trip

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
[Chester slaps him]
Jesse: Thanks, dude
-Dude, Where's my car?

[Goethe admires Schindler's suit]
Amon Goeth: It has a nice sheen to it. What is it, silk?
Oskar Schindler: Of course. I'd say I'd get you one but the man who made it's probably dead.
-Schindlers List

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
-Scarface

"I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too."
-The Waterboy

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
-Pulp Fiction

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
-Waynes World

Hehe I have so many ;D I'll get more later :P

Title: Re:Your Favourite Movie Quotes
Post by: Mirabelle on April 18, 2004, 11:17:59 pm

"You're shooting a gun at your imaginary friend... next to 400 lbs of nitro glycerin?!" Fight Club

"Master Robin! You've returned home! Oooh, and you've grown a nice set of boobs too!" - Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Aaaaand that's all I can think of.


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